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Love to rant and write crazy poems, sometimes morose but always up for some kick! Thanks for this platform. Oh what wonderful people and friends have been made!
Oh am sad I missed the party! Till Next time.
Thanks AnD, keep doing the great stuff you're doing!
I've always been a big fan of her. And this was just hilarious.
Narator : A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.
5 year old girl: Why did you do that?
6 year old boy: Because you smell like a dog pooh
Mum: Connie, do you know why that little boy did those things? Because he likes you.
Narator: We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.
Donald Kaufman: Anyway, listen, I meant to ask you, I need a cool way to kill people. Don't worry, for my script.
Charlie Kaufman: I don't write that kind of stuff.
Donald Kaufman: Oh, come on, man, please? You're the genius.
You know someone once told me he hated Christianity because he said Christians are a bunch of self righteous, idiotic backbiting hypocrites and he also asked me to trace back to the days where the Church and Catholicism were linked to corruption.
Wow. It was a lot to hear such things, but not a lot of shock.
I remember I said with a smile that he was referring everything he said to "Christians" but what about Christ? I had asked.
"You people represent the religion. It is bad bad ...Read more
Someone asked me why I love music, well.
Because the beauty, the serenity and the raw purity of the opera and music holds my heart.
A true story that happened in China
A bus full of passengers was travelling on a hilly road.
Midway through the journey, 3 armed thugs got a wrong idea about the pretty female bus driver. They forced the bus to stop and wanted to rape the driver!
The woman driver naturally shouted out for help, but all the passengers just kept quiet.
只有一中年瘦弱男子應聲奮起，卻被打傷在地。這位男子氣極， 奮起大呼全車人制止暴行，卻無人響應， 任憑女司機被拖至山林草叢。 ...Read more
A friend told me recently that she used to be a really positive person but the harsh environment and competition of the industry turned her into a rather bitter person. Can't be compassionate when the world requires you to be strong rather than be vigorously stepped on and taken advantage of. She recounted the experience of an unhappy childhood leading to determination to step out of the rut and equip herself with hope and aspirations. She says taking the reins of leadership and decision making made her somewhat unable to be the ideally go...Read more
You know I've met a lot of people in my life who kept trying to convince me why they were/are so unlucky, jaded and just unsuccessful. There are others who say this and then launch into a "money is the root of all evil" talk. Of course some of us know, this is an evident misquote.
"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows." -- King James Version, the Bible.
They say to me that they were...Read more
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