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Friday, Aug 8, 2008 1:06AM / Standard Entry
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Surprise, surprise. I really don't need to explain to y'all about the Hong Kong paparazzi, but I have a story I'd like to share with you guys. Before you read on, please check out Rozy's latest blog.
Here they are, Folks. The so-called FBI (Fuckface and Bitchass Incorporated):

I remember that day clearly. Rozy, Race, Daph, and I were all enjoyin' our day-off by exploring Bangkok. All of a sudden, Daphinator spots two Hong Kong reporters coming out of a Ping Pong Show called:

Fuckface and Bitchass came out with the biggest, ugliest smile on their mug. I was very curious of why they were so happy. I wanted to go ask, but Daph told me not to. So...I did my annoying dance that I learned from Phil:

Within seconds, Daph takes off to go get the scoop for me:

After a few minutes, Daph told me stuff:
They told Daph this..."We just won the Ping Pong Show championship! We were the only male contestants, but we kicked ass! We were so unhappy with our job because we suck at it. We just know how to take pictures of celebs and write a bunch of non-sense. But I think we're gonna make it big from now on. We're so cool!".
I laughed my ass off and started to take pictures of them. I want to make sure they do make it big:


After a couple of shots, Bitchass got all pissy-faced at me. I guess it's cool for them to take pictures of us and write crap, but not vice versa. Oh well...like I give a flyin' fuck.
Reporting from Bangkok,
nimal
Oh..almost forgot. I have 5 things to say to the so-called FBI:
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Dear FBI,
I really hope you're reading this. Remember you asked me why I wanted to take pictures of you 2 clowns? Because I knew tools like you 2 are gonna go back to Hong Kong and write a bunch of bullshit. "I will write good things about you guys" my ass. Don't ever come up to me all polite, shake my hand, and call me Mr. On again. You'll most likely end up with a few broken phalanges. Now go out there and be somebody!
Yours Truly,
Andy On
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