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    My Music :
    All *demos produced by TERRY TYE LEE
    -One Minute
    -One Minute feat. Van and Terry
    -Hate it When I Cry
    -Like a Dirty Movie

    *http://www.alivenotdead.com/andyon/New+Boy+Band-profile-237097.html




    <我愛的人都讓我傷心> "Heartbreaker"
    OST from <親愛的> "Forgive or Forget"
    Produced by Gold Label




    Hi, Party People!
    I hope y'all have a great day. Health and happiness, to the max...all the way.


    d^ ^b...

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  • Gotcha, Bitch!
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    Friday, Aug 8, 2008 1:06AM / Standard Entry / Members only
    114 comments

      Surprise, surprise.  I really don't need to explain to y'all about the Hong Kong paparazzi, but I have a story I'd like to share with you guys.  Before you read on, please check out Rozy's latest blog.   

     

      Here they are, Folks.  The so-called FBI (Fuckface and Bitchass Incorporated):

     

      I remember that day clearly.  Rozy, Race, Daph, and I were all enjoyin' our day-off by exploring Bangkok.  All of a sudden, Daphinator spots two Hong Kong reporters coming out of a Ping Pong Show called:

        Fuckface and Bitchass came out with the biggest, ugliest smile on their mug.  I was very curious of why they were so happy.  I wanted to go ask, but Daph told me not to.  So...I did my annoying dance that I learned from Phil:

     

      Within seconds, Daph takes off to go get the scoop for me:

     

      After a few minutes, Daph told me stuff:

     

      They told Daph this..."We just won the Ping Pong Show championship!  We were the only male contestants, but we kicked ass!  We were so unhappy with our job because we suck at it.  We just know how to take pictures of celebs and write a bunch of non-sense.  But I think we're gonna make it big from now on.  We're so cool!".   

      I laughed my ass off and started to take pictures of them.  I want to make sure they do make it big:

     

      After a couple of shots, Bitchass got all pissy-faced at me.  I guess it's cool for them to take pictures of us and write crap, but not vice versa.  Oh well...like I give a flyin' fuck. 

     

    Reporting from Bangkok,

    nimal

     

     

     

    Oh..almost forgot.  I have 5 things to say  to the so-called FBI:

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    Dear FBI,

      I really hope you're reading this.  Remember you asked me why I wanted to take pictures of you 2 clowns?  Because I knew tools like you 2 are gonna go back to Hong Kong and write a bunch of bullshit.  "I will write good things about you guys" my ass.  Don't ever come up to me all polite, shake my hand, and call me Mr. On again.  You'll most likely end up with a few broken phalanges.  Now go out there and be somebody!

    Yours Truly,

    Andy On 

Entry comments (114)

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  • bryan11112222
     
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 3, 2008 2:42PM [Report]
    看了你的曼谷之旅還不錯,但是只有一天時間上會不會太趕?= =

    還有看到你裡面寫的『Ping Pong Show比賽』,請問那是什麼比賽呢?
  • HuisyG
     
    posted on Sunday, Aug 31, 2008 7:31PM [Report]
    Is that a Tasmania Devil tatoo on Daph's arm...
  • DebBandlow
     
    posted on Sunday, Aug 31, 2008 3:01AM [Report]
    Good for you turning the tables on them. I am sure they did not appreciate that at all, more than likley too stupid to see the humor in it I am sure.  Too bad people read the bull S* that they print...
    Loved how you handled them.. too funny.
    Best of luck to you
    Take care
  • michelle807
     
    posted on Sunday, Aug 31, 2008 12:28AM [Report]
    看了之后

    很无言

    哎……谁让你是艺人~~~

    哦呵呵呵呵~~~
  • 4eVeRdAyDrEaMeR
     
    posted on Sunday, Aug 24, 2008 9:46AM [Report]
    Hehehee..... ;D
  • Fairyfloss
     
    posted on Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 9:01PM [Report]
    hahaha...u crack me up...so funny
  • djuniss
    Official artist
    posted on Saturday, Aug 16, 2008 11:30PM [Report]
    FBI " SxxT"
  • noel0808
     
    posted on Friday, Aug 15, 2008 1:43AM [Report]
    i love your movies
    go go andy!!
    n_n
  • sunnymons
     
    posted on Thursday, Aug 14, 2008 6:55PM [Report]
    youre so handsome
  • sunnymons
     
    posted on Thursday, Aug 14, 2008 6:54PM [Report]
    hi im one of your fan!!!!!!!
    i admired your skills martial arts!!!!!!!!

    the only movie of yours im able to watch is black mask 2!!!!!!!
  • NIC0829TES
     
    posted on Thursday, Aug 14, 2008 6:56AM [Report]
    安志杰

    呵呵 有意思
    喜欢你的个性
    喜欢你的体魄
    喜欢你说的 很有可能会断掉几根手指头

    音乐很好听
    加油
  • derrickfong
    Official artist
    posted on Thursday, Aug 14, 2008 2:41AM [Report]
    Haha, love the Chappelle references!
    "Nice porshe!..."

    "You're now a qualified writer!..."
  • Natalie007
     
    posted on Wednesday, Aug 13, 2008 12:47AM [Report]
    GOOD JOB GOOD JOB!!!!
    you know what hong kong  paparazzi is so fucking ass, and... hahahahaha their creativity is even higher and larger than me!!! They can be a writer rather than  paparazzi!!!

    So, when i m in hong kong, i would never buy any magazine, except for VOGUE and SEVENTTEN, but they are not from Hong Kong > 3 <
  • laogu216
     
    posted on Tuesday, Aug 12, 2008 5:26PM [Report]
    HOHO...andy勁呀!support!
    大家認住d狗狗既樣呀...!!!
  • power2r2004
     
    posted on Tuesday, Aug 12, 2008 5:15PM [Report]
    哈哈..反擊得好..
    d狗仔隊真係好x街..
    good!
  • Marcocanrana
    Official artist
    posted on Tuesday, Aug 12, 2008 4:15AM [Report]
    great stuff!
  • edison326
     
    posted on Tuesday, Aug 12, 2008 2:03AM [Report]
    u make a good move of taking the pic  of the 2 fbi....u can write and post their photo on blog the medium for artist to express themselves
  • charmaine0922
     
    posted on Monday, Aug 11, 2008 10:11PM [Report]
    wow... i think take 2~3 photo(dog team)enought already la...
    dun waste the film on them...
    wakaka...cool...
  • jlee852
     
    posted on Monday, Aug 11, 2008 5:36PM [Report]
    schweet ending! this has got to be one of the best blogs I've read in awhile!

    n btw, Sus told me bout ur incident while filming three kingdoms and i've gotta say your scar has healed up nicely ! ; )
  • torpedogang
     
    posted on Monday, Aug 11, 2008 5:20PM [Report]
    so this is why hellboy only have 4 fingers!he  used one for the papz.
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