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Just One of 'em Days...
( 繁 | 简 | 日 )Tuesday, Jul 1, 2008 4:24PM / Members only
Hi, Folks!
I have a story....and here goes....
Beautiful morning....on my day-off. What to do?? Breakfast first!!
There. 2 food groups. Perfect.
I guess I'll go walk around now....and see some stuff...
Nice stuff, huh?
....then I turn my head...
"......."
"................"
"W....
T....
F?"
"................"
If only I had a bike.....
As I walk away to go buy a bike...I hear, "Oie! Come the bloody 'ell over here, you wanker!" Next thing I know....
Appearently Stormtroopers in London have recruited Ewoks...to work together in front of a Japanese restaurant... "Han? Chewie? Mr. Ng? Yoda? Little help here?" (Where the fuck is a Jedi when you need one?)
They forced me to drink beer. I was so scared...as you can see from my expression. But then I remembered....
I love beer!
See how happy I am now? See?
Drunk Ewok Stormtroopers are fun. They were nice enough to show me their private stash.
Me: "Holy yummy......."
Liver: "Don't do it. Please. I beg you..."
Me: "Shut up, Liver!"
Should've listened to my liver...because I got drunk and started doing math...
Pretty Tuna Sashimi +
An assload of Wasabi =
A bloody nose....
...and a laughin' sushi chef. Mr. Suki San.
After an amazing day (and sobering up.)...what better way to end the night by partyin' with these 2 badass legends:
Mr. Ken Watanabe
Mr. Benny "The Jet" Urquidez
The End
nimal -
Pimpin' Ain't Easy?
( 繁 | 简 | 日 )Thursday, Jun 19, 2008 11:39AM / Members only
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What the fuck is juice?!
( 繁 | 简 | 日 )Saturday, Jun 14, 2008 8:32AM / Members only
Hi!
Unless you're a Dave Chappelle fan....you won't understand.
I want some Peroni! It's green~!
ps. Found the beerbank, Patrick.
nimal
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7 Surgeries
( 繁 | 简 | 日 )Wednesday, Jun 4, 2008 9:30PM / Members only
"What doesn't kill me, will make me stronger."
Yes. I should get smacked for hidin' from my Mother....but this is why:
"Hmm... There's somethin' about this stuntman that I don't trust
. Hey...this horse is pretty fast
. Hey...that stuntman is goin' pretty fast too....
"
15 mph? Dunno. Gotta ask Daph.
BAM! In DA FACE! ( that sword was made of heavy wood, FYI.) It tickled. NOT! That shit fuckin' hurts. Rang my bell and everythin'.
Daph dropped the camera after this shot and yelled out somethin' like, "FUCK! ANDY'S WRAPPED! WE'RE FUCKIN' GOIN' HOME!" in Cantonese. LOL!
These pix were taken by the one and only, Daphinator. (Thanks again, Daph. Couldn't have done this without you.
)Long story short.....
-Got stitched up at a hospital that reminded me of Silent Hill. We were an hour away from Beijing..and there was heavy traffic. So they said the best choice was to go to the nearest hospital. That fuckin' so-called doctor did a craptastic job. He said he used dissolvable stitches....
-Went back to HK the next day... Saw a REAL doctor, and he said, "Uh..those aren't dissolvable stitches... That's black silk."
-Cut me up again to take out the black silk, and stitched me back up because of the craptastic job that fuckface doctor did.
-After 2 weeks rest, went back to Beijing to finish the rest of my scenes.
-Back to HK after wrap. Took stitches out, and waited a couple months to heal.
-Cut off the scar and re-stitched with very fine stitches. After a week.. took 'em out again. (Cuttin' of a scar is fuckin' painful, FYI)
-Waited another few months... then started laser treatments. Doctor wanted me to do 1 more surgery after the 7th one, but I said "Fuck it."
People might think what happened to me was very unfortunate..but I disagree. Why? Because it wasn't my lip or my eyes. I like my scar. It's a trophy, and the best one I've ever gotten, by far. Gettin' hurt for Daniel Lee? Any fuckin' day. Just bring it On.
Take care, people~
nimal -
Love of My Life
Tuesday, Jun 3, 2008 7:23PM / Members only
There she is, folks. My Mommy, Candy:
「僕の大切な人」 ほら、僕のママ、キャンディです。
I haven't seen her in a year and 2 months. She was in L.A. chillin' with my sisters and Grandma for 6 months. When she returned to Taiwan, she wanted to come visit me, but I refused due to an injury I got while shooting Three Kingdoms: Resurrection of the Dragon. I had to go thru 7 surgeries. Now, if she knew I was hurt, she'd go nuts and fly to H.K. and beat asses...including mine. So...I just told her I was busy and it wasn't a good time for her to come visit. The surgeries took almost a year. That's why we haven't seen each other for so long. Once she saw me...the bitchin' began
. I think my ears were about to bleed. I needed to find a way to calm her ass down fast. So.......BAM!! Took her ass to Macau this past weekend. It was her 1st time there, so she was havin' a blast. Totally forgot about my scar. YAY
! Both of us don't gamble, so we just ate and kicked it at Wynn for 3 days and 2 nights.
彼女とは１年と２ヶ月会ってなかった。彼女はＬＡのおばあちゃんと妹のとこに６ヶ月いた。台湾に戻ってきたとき、僕のとこに着たがってたんだけどちょうど三国之見龍卸甲の撮影中だったので断らざるを得なかったんだ。
僕は７つも手術をこなさなきゃならなかった。いまもし彼女が僕の怪我のことを知ったならおかしくなって、ＨＫに飛んできてお尻をぶっただろうね(僕のも含めて）。だから・・・忙しいからきても一緒にすごせないよって言ってたんだ。 手術にはほぼ１年ほどかかった。そんなわけで僕らは長いこと会っていなかったんだ。ひとたび僕を見ると・・・ガミガミが始まった。耳から出血しそうだよ。彼女を静かにさせる必要があったので、・・・・
BAM! 先週末､マカオに連れて行った｡彼女ははじめてだったのでとっても喜んでくれたよ｡
僕の傷跡のことはすっかり忘れてた！イエ~ィ！ 僕らは二人ともギャンブルはしないので２泊３日をひたすら食べてＷｙｎｎホテルでくつろいですごした。
.....and of course...I was the camera boy. As usual. However, I don't own a camera...so I had to use my POS cell phone to take the pictures.... I was forced to do so. Forced, I tell you!
Here goes:
・・・それから もちろん・・僕はカメラ小僧だった。いつもは。けれど、カメラをもってないんだ・・・・だから写真撮るのにはＰＯＳ携帯電話を使わなくちゃいけない・・・そうするしかなかった。仕方なく、だよ！
いくよ：
So cute.
カワイイ。
Black Mask's Mom. IMO.
黒マスクのママ。僕的に。
Forced!
仕方なく！
Forced!!
仕方なく！！
Forced!!!
仕方なく！！！
Yes. Forced.
そう、仕方なく！
I would've got my ass kicked to well-done if I didn't take this one.
これ撮らなかったらぶっ殺されるから。
She got wet and ran away. Oh boy was I gigglin'...
濡れたので逃げちゃった。やれやれ・・ぐふふ・・・
Hello~ Monica
! Almost forgot who the lady in black was....until I got smacked. She made me take another one.....
ハロ～モニカ！黒い服の女性のことをすっかり忘れてた・・・・音がするまで。
彼女がもう一枚撮れって・・・・
Hello~ Boobelluci
! (Smack!!)
After being smacked and bitched around all day, I finally had some alone-time:
ハロ～、オッパイールッチ！(チュ！！）
一日中面白楽しく過ごしてから、とうとう一人の時間が持てた：
My own room
.僕の部屋。
So...very....comfy....
とっても・・ キモチいい～
(Terry! Guess what's playin'?)
(テリー！何て曲だっけ？）
My toes told me to go raid the fridge....
僕のつま先が 冷蔵庫へ行ってくれって言うんだ・・・
....so I did.
(Van. Ya feelin' this?) ・・それで、そうした。（Ｖａｎ，ここ、どお？）
A can of coke, pack of smokes, and my badass laptop. Spanktabulous.
コーク、タバコ、ゴキゲンなパソコン。すごいよ。
It's a hotel room. I'll be messy if I want to.
これはホテルの部屋です。好きで散らかしてるの。
God I miss that bathroom......
あそこのバスルーム、良かったなあ・・・
Eat. Feel. Wynn. That's all I neez.....
ＥＡＴ、ＦＥＥＬ。Ｗｙｎｎ．それだけで十分だ・・・・
(SMACK!!)
(チュ！）
..and of course...The Love of My Life
. ・・・それから、もちろん・・・ぼくの大切な人。
Until next time....
nimal
