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Lydia Kuan
演员, 作曲家, 歌手
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The Incredible Sulk (the beginning) Prequel
Prior to my gym workout I had an eventful encounter. My friend was in town for a business trip. She was a banker and took charge of the operations come this part of the world. She had wanted me to meet her for the longest time. My bad, I chose the gym instead of her.
KARMA!!!!!!!!!
Me: I need to go workout so I can eat more snickers get it?
Adored friend: No,I don't. Why are u eating snickers?
M...Read more
How do u become the Incredible Hulk in shocking minutes?
Scenario.
An ordinary day,the gym. All is good.
Me on treadmill running.
Mood: pleasant,happy.
MINUTES LATER, A BLOKE JOINS THE MACHINE RIGHT NEXT
A Strange purid air fills the atmosphere.
Me: All good all good. worried look
AN EXPLOSION, KAAAA- BOOM!
Bloke whistling and ignoring the loud kaboom emitted from erm his rear.
A CHEMICAL REAC...Read more
SNICKER BAR: eat me
Me: No.I'm a good girl,a worthy citizen of the world.World Peace.
SNICKER BAR:..........
EAT ME?!
Me: To hell with you,snicker bar.
SNICKER BAR: Shuddup bitch.eat me or i'll kill you.
Me: u liar. how do u kill me if i don't eat u.more like i eat u i die.
SNICKER BAR: I'm actually Anton.
Me: Oh.
goes to eat SNICKER BAR
PART 2 The Sequel
5 min later
SNICKER BAR 2: Eat me.Read more
We live in a patriarchal world. What is known as voting,became common to man and a big suffrage bra burning movement for women.
Women in the pre 19th Ceuntury days wrote/authored with pen names like George Elliot. Sure,that made a lot of sense. Because she's a George,therefore u buy her book.
Hence in the 19th Century,the working class created the notion of the New Woman,read Dracula: Mina Harker was heralding the "new" woman. Previously women were considered dangerous because of their scary sexuality,s...Read more
By Haruki Murakami
One beautiful April morning, on a narrow side street in Tokyo's fashionable Harujuku neighborhood, I walked past the 100% perfect girl.
Tell you the truth, she's not that good-looking. She doesn't stand out in any way. Her clothes are nothing special. The back of her hair is still bent out of shape from sleep. She isn't young, either - must be near thirty, not even close to a "girl," properly speaking. But still, I know from fifty yards away:...Read more
I heaved a sigh of relief,spent
From hours,minutes thousands tens
Hunched on my parched back bare
Lugged,a boxful of leaden weight
Of those bars and sacks of false loot
Treasures I had mistakenly understood:
Of fears,loathe and a shy little girl
Hidden
I spied the leaden chest and its inhabitants
Fondly with familiar caress,ever so tenderly.
Gingerly I bade each bar of fear,insecurity
Anger,pain,despair and anxiety
...Read moreI saw Venus, the movie last night on dvd. Peter O'Toole was superb, superb,superb in that. He just basically took my breath away. There are many good actors in this world,Morgan Freeman is a good actor,Tom Hanks is a good actor,Sean Penn is a good actor,but Peter O'Toole has good acting plus something else. It is that same eerie chill that I get up my spine when Anthony Hopkins does his best deliveries. Let me explain. I love watching actors,I love looking at the way they approach their roles. It&#...Read more
GILGAMESH IS my 20 000th visitor
Das ist sehr gut.Fantastisch!!!!
He wins a prize hehe,so,be surprised Gil.
It's too hot.:( Why don't we just wear leaves.exasperated I was about to take a shower and turned it to hot water too quickly and in the process happily boiled myself.
Lydia's agenda
S: need new pics girl,people are supposed to look better in pictures,but your pictures don't show half of what u are.no good.the lighting is wrong too.
me: sigh.the curse of the bad lighting.i've never met anyone who told me i looked better in pictures,oh help.im either bad with cameras or just plain bad?
S: new training program.have u written your schedule?send it in by email later today
me: gym, or?
S: everything. Gym, your dance classes,s...Read more
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