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Hi, Folks  !

  I'm back in Hong Kong for a month until I have to head back to Beijing to finish my current project.  FINALLY!  I get to rest up and heal up.   The best part is....I came home, and saw my Mommy and Grandma!!  I was instantly attacked by hugs n kisses  .  I haven't seen my Grandma close to 4 yrs, so I was super duper happy!  She's 84 yrs old.  I love her so so so much  :

  I'm very fortunate to have these 4 beautiful ladies in my life.  My big Sis and baby Sis are in the States.  Our relastionship is very tight.  We're all very open minded about everything.  I love pulling pranks on my Grandma.  She'll get mad for less then 1 second...and then it'll end up be me and her laughin' or asses off.  As for my Mommy...look up 'kluts' in the dictionary...you'll probably see her face.....teehee .  We make fun of each other all the time..no matter where.  She's already used to my pranks...so I don't even bother as much anymore.

  Candy and Mary(Grandma) arrived in Hong Kong a couple days before I arrived.  I was very fortunate to be able to make it back to see them, because they were takin' off to Taipei the next day.  So...we had dinner at this Japanese restaurant.....while they nagged my ass off.  Amazingly...I didn't think they nagged enough...  .  But whatever...I just wanna say...that was probably one of the best dinners I've had in a while. 

  Oh man...I'm gonna have to share something with you guys.  FYI:  My Mommy can speak a little bit of English...but when it comes to words....her skill level is around a 3 yr old's....,maybe 2 ...anyway.  That goes the same for my Grandma.  So, after dinner, this is what happened.  I went to go wash my face, and then I hear....

Mommy: You have so many T-shirts.  I really like this one.  It's very comfy.  Can I have it?

Me: Wha?! I'm washin' my face! Shit!  Take whatever you want!

You guys remember this shirt?

NOPE!  That wasn't the shirt. That's mine!!    She's always borrowin'/taking my Ts.  But.... 1 day before I got to Hong Kong, she decided to grab one of my t-shirts..and walk around Hong Kong the whole day, with my Grandma, and while I was still in Huanshan, China.  This is the one she picked:

Me: Uh.....I..really don't think you want to wear that shirt around.  Wait...you did already, didn't you?!

Mommy: Of course!  It's McDonald's!  But I don't know why a lot of people were laughin' at me.  One lady came up to me and said, "I love your shirt!" 

Me: ............................

OH MY LORD did I LMAO!  I told both of them what the shirt meant.  She wore that shirt, strutin' around Hong Kong with all kinds of proudness.  My Grandma was crackin' up like crazy.  My Mom was speechless for about 10 seconds....then we all laughed 'til we had to wipe our eyes...and my stomach was crampin'!   

  I have assloads of funny stories about my fam.  Especially my Mommy....because she doesn't do it on purpose.   My baby Sister, Sandra, is flyin' in tomorrow.  We're gonna go party our butts off.  She's hella funny too.  But I will never blog about her embarrassin' stuff.  She'll kick my ass.   ....but we'll see.

  I love funny t-shirts...for they are...funny.  I love these 2 ladies......for infinite reasons:

Btw..Happy Halloween!!

nimal