Just One of 'em Days...
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Hi, Folks!

   I have a story....and here goes....

Beautiful morning....on my day-off.  What to do??  Breakfast first!!

There.  2 food groups. Perfect.

I guess I'll go walk around now....and see some stuff...

Nice stuff, huh?

....then I turn my head...

"......."

"................"

"W....

T....

F?"

"................"

If only I had a bike.....

As I walk away to go buy a bike...I hear, "Oie! Come the bloody 'ell over here, you wanker!" Next thing I know....

Appearently Stormtroopers in London have recruited Ewoks...to work together in front of a Japanese restaurant... "Han? Chewie? Mr. Ng? Yoda? Little help here?" (Where the fuck is a Jedi when you need one?)

They forced me to drink beer.  I was so scared...as you can see from my expression.  But then I remembered....

I love beer!

See how happy I am now? See? 

Drunk Ewok Stormtroopers are fun.  They were nice enough to show me their private stash.

Me: "Holy yummy......."  

Liver: "Don't do it. Please. I beg you..."

Me: "Shut up, Liver!"

Should've listened to my liver...because I got drunk and started doing math...

Pretty Tuna Sashimi +

An assload of Wasabi =

A bloody nose....

...and a laughin' sushi chef. Mr. Suki San.

After an amazing day (and sobering up.)...what better way to end the night by partyin' with these 2 badass legends:

Mr. Ken Watanabe

Mr. Benny "The Jet" Urquidez

The End

nimal