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  Saturday, Jul 19, 2008 6:43AM / Standard Entry / Members only
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  Swarovski event featuring our brother from another mother, Vanness Wu Jin-Hao

  

  Chilling with the R's (Race and Rozy) and our buddies at the Swarovski event to support V…

   

  

  The very next day the press publicly annouced that I was making Race laugh (left) and talking to her (right) at the function.  Yes, I admit it. I was indeed talking to Race and making her laugh at the event.  In fact, I must also confess that I had also spoken to Terry, Rozy, Van, Daph, and several other individuals that evening, and I am almost 98% certain that I had said something to make those people chuckle as well.

   

  UNDERCOVER 3rd Anniversary event

  

  Enjoying a fine evening with some new and old friends at the UNDERCOVER event (clockwise from top left) Jin, Rozy, Siu-Lung, Jaycee, and Andrew...

   

  

  What a surprise, Race complaining about something.  To be perfectly honest, I have absolutely no idea what she was yapping about since I was too busy reminiscing about a magically delectable lotus-seed bun that I had ingested for dessert several days prior.

   

  

  Lo and behold, our faces turn up in the next day’s paper!  Utilizing a few random and blurry images taken at the event to fashion a story, the author of this particular fantasy asserts that Rozy and I have something extra-platonic going on.

   

  After sixteen minutes of hard thinking, I came to the conclusion that paparazzi logic must rely solely upon their mysterious assumption that artistes are NOT human-beings, thus any artiste seen within any proximity of anything of the opposite gender automatically implies that they are romantically involved.  My theory might or might not be 98% correct but something trivial like that should never stop anyone from publicly stating that their hypotheses as the truth.

   

  BATMAN - DARK KNIGHT premiere

  

  Rozy and I standing for publicity photos at the premiere.  Look at my face... I couldn't be any more anxious to run inside the movie house and watch Batman kick someone IN DA FACE!!!

   

   

  One of the blessing about my job is that not only do I get to watch movies for free, I get super-duper-movie-themed-souvenirs!  Being the nerdy fan-boy that I'll always be, this Batman stuff given to us at the premiere pretty much made my entire week.

   

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYzMhk68UAw
  

  In the clip above, I am shown replying to the inquiry of who I am currently dating or not dating.  Actually, I wish they would've asked me how I felt as I was minutes away from watching Batman's newest onscreen adventure.  I would have answered honestly that, "I really should utilize the facilities before entering the movie house as the pure-awesomeness of Batman kicking face might induce me to automatically release any liquid still stored in my bladder."

   

  Lesson of the day –

  Instead of dwelling on idioms like, "eat salted-fish if you can endure the following thirst", spend your time wisely by pondering upon more important questions like, "what the f--- is juice?"

  

  "I want that purple stuff."

   

  (and a thank you to both Rozy and Michelle for pictures and links)