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Paparazzi Fun!|狗仔隊有趣!|狗仔队有趣! |パパラッチ Fun!

Swarovski event featuring our brother from another mother,Vanness Wu Jin-Hao

Chilling with the R's ( Race and Rozy) and our buddies at the Swarovski event to support V

 

The very next day the press publicly annouced that I was making Race laugh (left) and talking to her (right) at the function.  Yes, I admit it. I was indeed talking to Race and making her laugh at the event.  In fact, I must also confess that I had also spoken to Terry, Rozy, Van, Daph, and several other individuals that evening, and I am almost 98% certain that I had said something to make those people chuckle as well.

 

UNDERCOVER 3rd Anniversary event

Enjoying a fine evening with some new and old friends at the UNDERCOVER event (clockwise from top left) Jin, Rozy, Siu-Lung, Jaycee, and Andrew...

 

What a surprise, Race complaining about something.  To be perfectly honest, I have absolutely no idea what she was yapping about since I was too busy  reminiscing about a magically delectable lotus-seed bun that I had ingested for dessert several days prior.

 

Lo and behold, our faces turn up in the next day’s paper!  Utilizing a few random and blurry images taken at the event to fashion a story, the author of this particular fantasy asserts that Rozy and I have something extra-platonic going on.

 

After sixteen minutes of hard thinking, I came to the conclusion that paparazzi logic must rely solely upon their mysterious assumption that artistes are NOT human-beings, thus any artiste seen within any proximity of anything of the opposite gender automatically implies that they are romantically involved.  My theory might or might not be 98% correct but something trivial like that should never stop anyone from publicly stating that their hypotheses as the truth.

 

BATMAN - DARK KNIGHT premiere

Rozy and I standing for publicity photos at the premiere.  Look at my face... I couldn't be any more anxious to run inside the movie house and watch Batman kick someone IN DA FACE!!!

 

 

One of the blessing about my job is that not only do I get to watch movies for free, I get super-duper-movie-themed-souvenirs!  Being the nerdy fan-boy that I'll always be, this Batman stuff given to us at the premiere pretty much made my entire week.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYzMhk68UAw

In the clip above, I am shown replying to the inquiry of who I am currently dating or not dating.  Actually, I wish they would've asked me how I felt as I was minutes away from watching Batman's newest onscreen adventure.  I would have answered honestly that, "I really should utilize the facilities before entering the movie house as the pure-awesomeness of Batman kicking face might induce me to automatically release any liquid still stored in my bladder."

 

Lesson of the day –

Instead of dwelling on idioms like, "eat salted-fish if you can endure the following thirst", spend your time wisely by pondering upon more important questions like, "what the f--- is juice?"

"I want that purple stuff."

 

(and a thank you to both  Rozy and Michelle for pictures and links) | 我的結拜兄弟吳建豪被邀出席Swarovski活動

跟R們(黃婉伶黃婉君)及其他好朋友一起參加Swarovski活動支持V

第二天媒體報道說我逗黃婉伶笑(左),而且在活動中一直跟她說話。沒錯,我承認,我的確和黃婉伶說話還逗她笑了。但我得坦白,我還和Terry黃婉君吳建豪Daph,還有好幾個人說了話,我98%肯定,我也說了笑話逗這些人咯咯笑了。

UNDERCOVER三周年活動

參加UNDERCOVER活動當晚很愉快,有許多新老朋友到場(順時針從左上方起):歐陽靖黃婉君陳國坤、房祖名和連凱...

令人驚訝,黃婉伶好象在抱怨著什麽。老實說,我完全不明白她在吵什麽,因為我正忙著回憶幾天前享用甜點時吃下的那只相當美味的蓮蓉包

你瞧,我們第二天就上了報紙!抓拍幾張活動的模糊照片就編出故事,這篇幻想文章的作者斷定我 和黃婉君有了某種柏拉圖式的關系。

經過16分鐘的深入思考,我得出結論:狗仔隊的邏輯僅僅基於他們神秘的假定,那就是--藝術家不是人,任何藝術家只要被看到接近異性就自動得出結論--他們在談戀愛。我的理論可能沒有98%那麽準確,但這樣的瑣事無法让大眾相信他們的臆測是事實。

蝙蝠俠–黑暗騎士首映禮

黃婉君和我為首映拍照。看我的臉……我非常急切地想奔進電影院,欣賞蝙蝠俠猛揍對手!!!

 

我工作的福利之一,不但能免費看電影,還得到了電影紀念品!作為一個令人討厭的粉絲男生,首映禮贈送的蝙蝠俠物品讓我整個禮拜都很開心。

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYzMhk68UAw

上面的片段中,我被問到正與什麽人約會還是沒有。其實我希望他們不要問我的感受,因為有幾分鐘我的思維遊離在蝙蝠俠最新冒險電影之外。我應該說實話,”進電影院之前我想去洗手間,因為觀賞超級棒的蝙蝠俠揍壞蛋的精彩片段可能會促使我自動釋放出儲存在膀胱的液體。”

今日教訓-

俗語說,”吃鹹魚就得忍耐接下來的口渴”。要智慧的利用你的時間,思考更為重要的問題,比如”到底什麽是果汁?”

“我想要紫色那罐”

(感謝黃婉君Michelle提供的照片和鏈接)

我的结拜兄弟吴建豪被邀出席Swarovski活动

跟R们(黄婉伶黄婉君)及其他好朋友一起参加Swarovski活动支持V

第二天媒体报道说我逗黄婉伶笑(左),而且在活动中一直跟她说话。没错,我承认,我的确和黄婉伶说话还逗她笑了。但我得坦白,我还和Terry黄婉君吴建豪Daph,还有好几个人说了话,我98%肯定,我也说了笑话逗这些人咯咯笑了。

UNDERCOVER三周年活动

参加UNDERCOVER活动当晚很愉快,有许多新老朋友到场(顺时针从左上方起):欧阳靖黄婉君陈国坤、房祖名和连凯...

令人惊讶,黄婉伶好象在抱怨着什么。老实说,我完全不明白她在吵什么,因为我正忙着回忆几天前享用甜点时吃下的那只相当美味的莲蓉包

你瞧,我们第二天就上了报纸!抓拍几张活动的模糊照片就编出故事,这篇幻想文章的作者断定我 和黄婉君有了某种柏拉图式的关系。

经过16分钟的深入思考,我得出结论:狗仔队的逻辑仅仅基于他们神秘的假定,那就是--艺术家不是人,任何艺术家只要被看到接近异性就自动得出结论--他们在谈恋爱。我的理论可能没有98%那么准确,但这样的琐事无法让大众相信他们的臆测是事实。

蝙蝠侠–黑暗骑士首映礼

黄婉君和我为首映拍照。看我的脸……我非常急切地想奔进电影院,欣赏蝙蝠侠猛揍对手!!!

 

我工作的福利之一,不但能免费看电影,还得到了电影纪念品!作为一个令人讨厌的粉丝男生,首映礼赠送的蝙蝠侠物品让我整个礼拜都很开心。

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYzMhk68UAw上面的片段中,我被问到正与什么人约会还是没有。其实我希望他们不要问我的感受,因为有几分钟我的思维游离在蝙蝠侠最新冒险电影之外。我应该说实话,”进电影院之前我想去洗手间,因为观赏超级棒的蝙蝠侠揍坏蛋的精彩片段可能会促使我自动释放出储存在[膀胱](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bladder)的液体。”

今日教训-俗语说,”吃咸鱼就得忍耐接下来的口渴”。要智慧的利用你的时间,思考更为重要的问题,比如”到底什么是果汁?”

“我想要紫色那罐”

(感谢黄婉君Michelle提供的照片和链接)

R's( レースロージー)と僕らの仲間たちが の応援でスワロフスキーのイベントに行ったら・・・・

 

もうその翌日にはプレスは 僕が会場でレースを笑わせて(左)話している(右)とこを公表しちゃった。そうさ、それは認めるよ。イベントでほんとにレース と話してたし彼女は笑ってたんだから。実際、その夜僕は テリーロージーヴァンダフや他にいろんな人たちともはなしたことも白状するし、この人たちも 同じようになんか言ってくすくす笑わせたって ほぼ98%確信してるよ。

 

アンダーカバー3周年イベント

アンダーカバーのイベントで新旧の友人たちとすてきな夜を楽しんでるとこ

(時計回りに) ジンロージーシュールン、ジェイシーそして アンドリュー・・・  

 

びっくりした、レースがなんか文句言ってるし。ほんとに正直に言うけど、僕は彼女がなにきゃんきゃんわめいてんのかさっぱり解んなかったんだ。だって僕は数日前に摂取したデザートの魔法にかかったみたいにおいしい 蓮蓉包のこと思い出してて頭いっぱいだったから。  

 

そしたらほ~ら、僕らの顔が翌日の新聞に出ちゃうんだよ!話を作るためにあのイベントで撮ったぼんやりした写真を適当に使ってこの特殊なファンタジーの作者はロージーと僕 がプラトニック以上の何かが進行中だっていうのさ。

 

16分間よ~く考えてみて、ぼくはある結論に達したんだ。パパラッチの論理は 芸能人は人間では「ない」という彼らの摩訶不思議な仮想のみに頼っており、したがって誰か異性がとの何らかの接近は自動的にその間にロマンチックな関係があるとみなされることを示すって事。僕の理論が98%正しいかどうかは別にしてもそんなささいな事だって彼らの仮説は真実だとおおっぴらに主張するやつらを止めることはできないだろうね。

 

バットマン-ダークナイト プレミア

プレミアの公開フォトのために立つロージーと僕。僕の顔見てよ・・・はやく映画館に入ってバットマンが誰かの「顔面に」キックするのをみたくってうずうずしてるとこ!!!

 

 

僕の仕事での恩恵のひとつはただで映画を見れることだけじゃなくって 超お宝映画グッズ がゲットできることでもあるのだ!プレミアでもらったバットマングッズにヲタファンとしての僕は(いつもだけどね)その週はかなりはまってしまった。

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYzMhk68UAw

上のクリップの中で最近僕がデートしたかどうかに関して答えてみせてるとこ。実は彼らにはたった今見たバットマンの上映中の最新の冒険についての僕の感想を聞いて欲しかったんだけどね。正直にこういうつもりだったんだ。「膀胱内に蓄積された液体の自動的な放出を誘発させるくらいバットマンが顔蹴るのは純粋にスゴイんで僕はマジで映画館に入る前にあの施設を利用したいんですけど・・・・。」ってさ。

 

本日の教訓 –

ゴタク並べる代わりにこんな慣用句を・・「のどが渇くの覚悟で塩魚を食べろ」もっと大事な質問かどうかよ~~く考えて賢くすごしましょう。「ジュースっていったい何?」みたいな・・

僕、ムラサキのがいいな。

 

( ロージーミッシェルの二人、写真とリンクありがとう)

over 11 years ago 0 likes  48 comments  0 shares
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Phil .. I've come to the conclusion that paparazzi live in their own fantasy world .. dude .. "Believe half of what you see & none of what you hear" .. this relates to those odd, so-called reporters.
over 11 years ago
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hahhha..talking to different people and making them laugh...its against human nature u know.
over 11 years ago
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paparazzi takes the pix but its the tabloids who write the story.so who's to blame? nywayz, i think theyre hoping to make very interesting storylines out of a few pix(mmmm... i vaguely rmbr someone commented that about an AnD artist blog) nice how u cld still make fun of their blunders...hahhah
over 11 years ago
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Batman freebies! How..how do I get an Elasto-cuffs batman...making me want to join the industry because you get batman toys! haha
over 11 years ago
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Uh oh... you just made me laugh too!! Alert the paparazzi immediately!!
over 11 years ago
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All you people are just too funny! IGNORE the papps (phototogs). I agree the live in their own world. How could they not ,you see how they can treat people. You'll have to ignore me too. I just saw a story about a papps photographer who scared a certain celeb's kid to get a picture of the father mad. So wrong. I guess they could be your friends to, but I if I was famous. I'd stay away .(If possible) Take Care, Kim
over 11 years ago
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aah- the magic that is Phil! Such super powers, able to talk to people AND make them laugh! That is truly something to behold! Be careful of the purple stuff.
over 11 years ago
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Lol@your wry take on all this. Oh, and thanks for the Wiki link. I learned a lot about the bladder I didn't know before, even tho I've had one my whole life. And btw quit pickin on n00bs in the Shoutbox, I saw Patrick's blog. You, Nic & Pat were hilarious lol. I guess it's me & my advanced age, but that Shoutbox is so random it's kind of scary. Hi, bye, gotta sleep, just got up, gotta go to work, just got home from work, gonna go eat etc etc. What's it all ABOUT hahaha. *whispers*..but the scariest thing of all is I'm beginning to be able to follow the conversations in there.
over 11 years ago
Yummy
Stupid paparazzi. Oooooooooooooooooooooo Batman stuff! Keeeeeewl...
over 11 years ago
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dude, based on what i have read in the newspapers, you are THE man - apparently you are so cool you get to date both sisters! a week apart! WHAT is the secret?
over 11 years ago
Racewong
what the.......hahahhaha so funny.... your hair's way....too neat bro ! sometimes i wonder why we're always answering to a story someone else have created. They should just interview the story writer and not us. isn't it???
over 11 years ago
Racewong
this is a posed picture okay !!! don't try to make me a mad woman. Trying to frame me??? Both you and the papapaprazsziiii!!!
over 11 years ago
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No talking to friends and making them laugh! haha Boy, they really love to start rumors....
over 11 years ago
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oh, so many good quotes possible for this one...
over 11 years ago
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nice pics ~ I esp like the juice one....very deep stuff.
over 11 years ago
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oh yes I saw this in the newspaper too... hehee... and I think your paparazzi logic is correct! =( *sigh*
over 11 years ago
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Great pic.
over 11 years ago
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lol..........such a cute guy..... huge amount of humor u have... lame also abt the explaination of "Wing Chun "part ...lol
over 11 years ago
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haha... yeah, i've seen you in a picture or two in those magazines... ;) i'm like HEY, I KNOW THIS GUY ON AnD!!! hehe...
over 11 years ago
Vannesswu
i like purple~
over 11 years ago
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"I really should utilize the facilities before entering the movie house as the pure-awesomeness of Batman kicking face might induce me to automatically release any liquid still stored in my bladder." Haha.
over 11 years ago
Rottendoubt a4 patrick
ADMIT IT!!! I SAW YOU TOUCHING THAT BUN!!
over 11 years ago
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talkin to other people and make them laugh forbidden these days?? wow! that sounds really shitty... wait till they see your pic with Van... "Philip Ng being intimate with VanNess Wu" hahahahaha!!! they'll really feast on with that!!!! hahahahahaha!!! ~peace!!!
over 11 years ago
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these are sooooo cooool!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna have 'em!!!!
over 11 years ago
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hahahahahahaha!!!! before with van... now with jaycee!!!! hahaha!!!!
over 11 years ago
Stephen 93 stephen
Come on, just let Race kick you in the face ONCE for the cameras... see what story they come up with then...
over 11 years ago
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so, how was the movie?? flippin' awesome i assume..... was it everything you dreams of and more?! hehe..... you're blogs are hilarious btw. ;D
over 11 years ago
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Critter is spot on. Lol.
over 11 years ago
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JS
yeah the idea of a platonic relationship is well over the head of the press where fame is concerned!
over 11 years ago
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JS
lol, love this photo.
over 11 years ago
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呃...那个是绯闻吗? 你是个好哥哥,所以我相信你~ 嘻嘻``` bless you ~
over 11 years ago
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I wished I had your job for a day
over 11 years ago
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You make others around you chuckle? Are you sure they're not laughing AT you? tee-hee.
over 11 years ago
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Seeing your movie premiere memorabilia reminds me of the stuff I got from the Lord of The Rings, Star Wars, X-Men and Harry Potter premieres I had attended before... what I love about movie premieres, and why I'm so addicted to them (esp the big blockbuster movie-type premieres) is not only the memorabilia though... also the "star gazing" and sometimes, the refreshments being served, and the novelty of mingling with the costumed characters who may be present during such premieres... **blatantly advertising for my pals from Movie Mania here, they provide these costumed characters for the Singapore movie premieres**... haha! ;-p
over 11 years ago
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BTW, I love purple too... all shades of purple, including maroon and lavender... purple is the colour of grape juice and pomegranate juice and mangosteen juice... yummy!
over 11 years ago
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I feel so honoured. But you really shouldn't be making me laugh at work, you know. Had I been drinking, I would also have been snorting.
over 11 years ago
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your expression is so...kaka
over 11 years ago
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m c
You are hilarious!
over 11 years ago
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thank you for making me smile! i needed some cheering up!
over 11 years ago
Redgate profile
Wow... never ceases to amaze me what you hear of some of them reporting on... And considering your sense of humor, they'd have to fill an entire library if they quoted everytime someone laughed at (I mean with!) you... :D
over 11 years ago
Redgate profile
Hahahaha, "extra-platonic?"
over 11 years ago
Redgate profile
I have a friend whose a reporter that does the press junkets for movies and always gets free stuff... I thought some of it was cool but she usually ebay-ed it...
over 11 years ago
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好可爱!o(∩_∩)o...
over 11 years ago
Rosanne
Thank you Philus for showing me the "real" way of enjoying a movie like this !!! What an awesome date with you~!!! Can't wait for our next date LOL (@.@)
over 11 years ago
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羡慕死人啦>_<
over 11 years ago
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食得咸鱼抵得果汁?
over 11 years ago
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带眼镜很靓仔啊~~~
over 11 years ago
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Come on dude...you're finally famous!!! The media only hassles famous people.... :)
about 11 years ago

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