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• CAUTION - wearing an Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association t-shirt will give you amazing super powers
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  Tuesday, Jun 3, 2008 1:37AM / Standard Entry / Members only
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  It all started while I was chilling with the Onimal at my humble abode.  As usual, we were having a few beers whilst driving like maniacs on the streets of Liberty City; a town nestled in the heart of my Xbox 360.  Everything was all good until the topic of super powers came up.  I was trying to convince him that simply wearing a t-shirt from my family’s kung fu school will gave an individual (depending on the individual) amazing super powers.

   

  I began by giving him a couple of examples...

  
  

   

  Example 1 - Simply putting on the t-shirt granted Van with the amazing ability to effortlessly obtain movie roles that involves working with cute Japanese actresses...

  
  

  

  Example 2R - In this case, already being super-heroines, putting on the t-shirt simply enhanced Rozy’s and Race’s powers, but please notice how their attractiveness-level has risen at least one million percent while sporting our kung fu school's emblem...

  
  

  

  I figured actions speaks louder than words, so I threw Andy a size large to let him experience it for himself...

   

  What happened next is a cautionary tale for anyone (by that I mean, anyone) ever planning on wearing an Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association t-shirt.

  
  

   

  He was overcome by chakra, ki, and chi (most likely all at once) and mindlessly released a fierce HADOUKEN (fueled by his uncontainable anticipation for Street Fighter IV’s release on the Xbox 360) in the middle of my living room...

  
  

   

  ...and slamming me square on the chest as I stepped out of the washroom after taking off my contact lenses… even though I had already changed out of my own Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association t-shirt when I was struck by Andy’s brutal HADOUKEN, I was lucky enough to have chosen to train in Hokuto Shinken instead of playing the piano when I was a kid, thus I was able to avoid being mortally wounded by this normally lethal attack...

   

  Lesson of the day - With great power comes great responsibility, and apparently Andy never watched Spiderman.

  
  

  
  

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