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CAUTION - wearing an Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association t-shirt will give you amazing super powers | 警告 – 穿上"伍家國術會"的T恤將帶給你超能力

It all started while I was chilling with the Onimal at my humble abode.  As usual, we were having a few beers whilst driving like maniacs on the streets of Liberty City; a town nestled in the heart of my Xbox 360.  Everything was all good until the topic of super powers came up.  I was trying to convince him that simply wearing a t-shirt from my family’s kung fu school will gave an individual ( depending on the individual) amazing super powers.

 

I began by giving him a couple of examples...

 

Example 1 - Simply putting on the t-shirt granted Van with the amazing ability to effortlessly obtain movie roles that involves working with cute Japanese actresses...

Example 2R - In this case, already being super-heroines, putting on the t-shirt simply enhanced Rozy’s and Race’s powers, but please notice how their attractiveness-level has risen at least one million percent while sporting our kung fu school's emblem...

I figured actions speaks louder than words, so I threw Andy a size large to let him experience it for himself...

 

What happened next is a cautionary tale for anyone (by that I mean, anyone) ever planning on wearing an Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association t-shirt.

 

He was overcome by chakra, ki, and chi (most likely all at once) and mindlessly released a fierce HADOUKEN (fueled by his uncontainable anticipation for Street Fighter IV’s release on the Xbox 360) in the middle of my living room...

 

...and slamming me square on the chest as I stepped out of the washroom after taking off my contact lenses… even though I had already changed out of my own Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association t-shirt when I was struck by Andy’s brutal HADOUKEN, I was lucky enough to have chosen to train in Hokuto Shinken instead of playing the piano when I was a kid, thus I was able to avoid being mortally wounded by this normally lethal attack...

 

Lesson of the day - With great power comes great responsibility, and apparently Andy never watched Spiderman. |
這一切從我和 Onimal在寒舍聊天開始。一如往常,我們正喝著啤酒,發瘋似的在 自由城,一個位於我Xbox 360心臟位置的城市開著車。一切都很好,直到我們談到超能力。我試著說服他,只需要穿上我們家族功夫學校的T恤就能帶給人 (取決於不同個體)厲害的超能力。

我給了他幾個例子…

 

例1 – Van穿上T恤就擁有了超能力,他不費力氣得到了電影角色,還和可愛的 日本女演員合作…

  例 2R – 這個事例中,雖然已經是女英雄,但一穿上T恤,立即增強了 黃婉君黃婉伶的力量。請註意,穿上印有我們功夫學校徽章的衣服,她們吸引力的級別至少提升了一百萬個百分點…

我知道事實比語言更有力量,所以給了 Andy一件大號的讓他自己體驗…

接下來發生的是對打算穿”伍家國術會”T恤的每個人(我的意思指,每一個人)的一個警示。

 

他被 chakrakichi征服(很有可能是突然),於是在我客廳中間粗心的放出了兇猛的 波動拳(因他無法克制對Xbox 360”街霸IV”的熱切盼望而導致)…

  …剛好擊中我胸部中央,讓我剛在洗手間脫下隱形眼鏡後就退步出門…我已經換上了自己的”伍家國術會”T恤,但當我被Andy殘忍的波動拳擊中時,很慶幸孩提時選擇去學了北鬥神拳而不是彈鋼琴,才免於在這個本該致命的傷害中受到重創…

今日教訓 – 擁有超能力的同時也帶來極大責任,很明顯 Andy從沒看過 《蜘蛛俠》。 | 这一切从我和 Onimal在寒舍聊天开始。一如往常,我们正喝着啤酒,发疯似的在 自由城,一个位于我Xbox 360心脏位置的城市开着车。一切都很好,直到我们谈到超能力。我试着说服他,只需要穿上我们家族功夫学校的T恤就能带给人 (取决于不同个体)厉害的超能力。 我给了他几个例子…  

例1 – Van穿上T恤就拥有了超能力,他不费力气得到了电影角色,还和可爱的 日本女演员合作…

& lt;/p>   例 2R – 这个事例中,虽然已经是女英雄,但一穿上T恤,立即增强了 黄婉君黄婉伶的力量。请注意,穿上印有我们功夫学校徽章的衣服,她们吸引力的级别至少提升了一百万个百分点… 我知道事实比语言更有力量,所以给了 Andy一件大号的让他自己体验…

接下来发生的是对打算穿”伍家国术会”T恤的每个人(我的意思指,每一个人)的一个警示。

  他被 chakrakichi征服(很有可能是突然),于是在我客厅中间粗心的放出了凶勐的 波动拳(因他无法克制对Xbox 360”街霸IV”的热切盼望而导致)…   …刚好击中我胸部中央,让我刚在洗手间脱下隐形眼镜后就退步出门…我已经换上了自己的”伍家国术会”T恤,但当我被Andy残忍的波动拳击中时,很庆幸孩提时选择去学了北斗神拳而不是弹钢琴,才免于在这个本该致命的伤害中受到重创… 今日教训 – 拥有超能力的同时也带来极大责任,很明显 Andy从没看过 《蜘蛛侠》。|
すべてはぼくがオニマルと拙宅でくつろいでいたとき始まった。いつものように僕らは リバテイシティ:Xbox360の中心に位置する町の通りを気が狂ったように運転しながら ビールを飲んでいた。超総力の話題が出るまでは、すべてはうまくいってたんだ。僕の家の功夫道場のTシャツを着るだけで個人( 個人差アリ)にすごい超能力が与えられることを彼にわからせようとしていた。

まず2,3つの事例を挙げながら・・・

   例 1-ただ着用するだけで かわいい日本の女優との共演ができる映画の役をなんなく獲得スrことができる能力がVan に与えられた・・・・・

 

例 2R- すでにスーパーヒロインでただ簡単に改良したTシャツを着てるロージーとレースの能力の場合は、我が功夫道場のエンブレムを身につけてる間、いかに彼女らのステキ-レベルが少なくとも100万パーセント上がったかに注目・・・

言うよりもするほうが早い、 僕はアンディに自分で体験させてみようと 彼にLサイズを放り投げた・・・

次に起こったことは伍家國術会Tシャツを着る予定の誰か(つまり誰でも)への教訓的な話である。

  彼はチャクラ、気(大体一緒)を集め、僕んちのリビングルームの真ん中で 考えもなく激しい 波動拳(Xbox360から出てるストリートファイターIVへの彼の抑えきれない期待感で増幅された)を放った・・・

 そしてちょうどコンタクトを外して洗面所から出てきた僕をチェストの角にたたきつけた・・・・アンディの残忍な波動拳を食らったとき 僕はすでに伍家國術 会Tシャツを脱いで着替えてしまっていたけれども 幸いにも僕は子供の頃の頃、ピアノを弾くより北斗神拳の訓練を選んだので この普通なら死を招く攻撃に よる致命傷を回避することができたのだった・・・

本日の教訓-偉大なる力には大きな責任を伴う。 アンディはぜったい スパイダーマンは見てない。

about 11 years ago 0 likes  60 comments  0 shares
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To get that Tshirt would give me the power of doing Yoga fire? I've been lerning Yoga for a while.
about 11 years ago
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I want one, they're like sexy and I never thought I would say that about a shirt.....hmmm LOL
about 11 years ago
Racewong
how come Andy has such nice special effects yet not me??? I see you are really so bias... oh my god..you two....
about 11 years ago
Raul
no one can deny u are good at selling =P so..every tshirt comes with a different super power? can I chose or it's just for luck? coz with my luck I may end up having the superpower to fly 1cm high...^^U
about 11 years ago
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ahhh vanness and a japanese gurl that nice... i like to t-shirt tooo
about 11 years ago
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hahahha that funny
about 11 years ago
Johnnylu f9 johnnylu
LOLOL...this has to be the best story so far!!!
about 11 years ago
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lol. gotta get my hands on those tees. ;OD <><
about 11 years ago
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can i have a tee too? LOL! freaking awesome effects! totally hilarious! LMAO!
about 11 years ago
Rottendoubt a4 patrick
dude, where's mine? =P
about 11 years ago
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haha, that's a funny story ;) yep, yep, with great power comes great responsibility...
about 11 years ago
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Cool shirt!
about 11 years ago
Andyon
IN DA FACE~!!! >=P
about 11 years ago
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ahaha, where can we sign up for one of these super t-shirts?!!
about 11 years ago
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Man, I SO need one of those t-shirts! Maybe I could go visit the county tax assessor's office and convince them to lower my property taxes.... ::muses:: Andy should have played the Jade Warlord in The Forbidden Kingdom! haha!
about 11 years ago
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Philip .. Onimal totally PWNED you !!! ^_~
about 11 years ago
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嘩!好靚呀!
about 11 years ago
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reading this brightens up morning "tuesday" blues... another interesting blog entry, *thumbs up*
about 11 years ago
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haha...thanks phil...a great blog n interesting blog of yours....
about 11 years ago
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LOL!! That's the funniest story!! The line is getting long for the most powerful shirt in the universe!!
about 11 years ago
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LOL!!! That was funny. I had a crappy day at work and your entry just made it all better. I need an Ng Family t-shirt for myself so I can fend off all the rude and obnoxious coworkers.
about 11 years ago
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....It's Amazing story... Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association T-shirt is GRATE! And YOU! YOU ARE GIFTED! BTW, How can I get Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association T-shirt(... er... Can I abbreviate it to NFCMAA T-shirt?) ?
about 11 years ago
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Seriously your blogs always put a big smile on my face! I should thank you for starting the day with a smile and a positive vibe!! xx
about 11 years ago
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I've spent four years training at the wrong school. Chicago, here I come! =P
about 11 years ago
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you really should consider giving up this whole acting thing and go into special effects...
about 11 years ago
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That's funny! I want this T-shirt! Where can I get?
about 11 years ago
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hahaha,luckily, you have the NG T-shirt on to reduce the damage from Andy's HADOUKEN!!!
about 11 years ago
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the special effect is awesome !!
about 11 years ago
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Cool effects! Where can I purchase one of these tshirts? I wanna have super powers too. ;D
about 11 years ago
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hahaha... great pic!
about 11 years ago
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omg this picture is SOOOO GOOD! TOO FUNNY DUDE! hahahha. the look on your face is priceless.
about 11 years ago
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Hahahaha... Creative & Hilarious at the same time.
about 11 years ago
Bleupluie 89 sono
i'm considering to get one...just to withstand all the powers that is exerting from this powerful blog...*ahh, running for covers...*
about 11 years ago
Cry
好有型呀!好靚呀!
about 11 years ago
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(Giggle)
about 11 years ago
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不错,支持~!!!
about 11 years ago
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This t-shirt is so powerful!I like it!
about 11 years ago
Wudi
haha ... may i have that shit too ???
about 11 years ago
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Beers and driving? Stay safe my frinends... We all care too much about y'all!
about 11 years ago
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LOL....that's awesome!!
about 11 years ago
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Lol...hahaha...tho uh, your middle almost looks like the Heroes sign in dotted lights with your hand covering part of it...
about 11 years ago
Redgate profile
Another great edition of Phil Humor :D
about 11 years ago
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很帅!
about 11 years ago
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와 ```
about 11 years ago
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화이팅 ~~~
about 11 years ago
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The sweatshirt is even more powerful. When I put it on I can do the Shun-Goku Satsu
about 11 years ago
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If this T-shirt really gives you amazing super powers, then I wonder what will happen if I wear my Machi T-shirt instead... hmm, will it make me extra friendly?? ;-)
about 11 years ago
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you crack me up!
about 11 years ago
Yummy
Think Andy'll have similar mindlessly released a fierce HADOUKEN when the Street Fighter movie releases in February? http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0891592/ FYI, Kristin Kreuk is starring in it...
about 11 years ago
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haha, r u okay Phil
about 11 years ago
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Funny people rule! Kim
about 11 years ago
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我.也 想....要....
about 11 years ago
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想要你们穿过的,ok不?(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
about 11 years ago
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We are all going to have to get one of these shirts so we can all have super powers and save this world from the evil things that are going on it. That and everybody would be like"What's with everybody wearing these shirts.Have you noticed how good things always happen around them?"(LOL!) KIM
about 11 years ago
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OK, quick! Someone write a script about this... our very own "ordinary world" heroes... all wearing the Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association t-shirt... starring the AVP trio... Andy On, Phil Ng and Van Ness Wu! LOL! :-p
about 11 years ago
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Oh yeah, with Nicholas Tse playing the supercool super-villain... oops, hehe! :-x
about 11 years ago
Yummy
Somewhere in there is an indie film waiting to be written. T-shirt order placed at a screen printing company that HAPPENS to be in the same building were super powered beings once had their lair. After seeing the worthiness of Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association (and that one of its members has "extreme awesomeness"), the super beings take up residency in the shirts...
about 11 years ago
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你 太 。 。 。 了 对了,那血是真的吗??
almost 11 years ago
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o(∩_∩)o...哈哈, 哥哥你太经典了,未必也太幽默了吧。 竟然能写出这么有水平的还是图文并茂的日志呢。 sammy有你这个朋友还真不错~~ 不过我想问,你到底是搞笑细胞多呢还是武打细胞多呢? ^_^哈哈
about 10 years ago
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oh gosh this so very lame!! haha.. ya can be even more childishly funny than that... this post wins!
almost 10 years ago

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