CAUTION - wearing an Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association t-shirt will give you amazing super powers | 警告 – 穿上"伍家國術會"的T恤將帶給你超能力
It all started while I was chilling with the
Onimal at my humble abode. As usual, we were having a few beers whilst driving like maniacs on the streets of
Liberty City; a town nestled in the heart of my Xbox 360.
Everything was all good until the topic of super powers came up.
I was trying to convince him that simply wearing a t-shirt from my family’s kung fu school will gave an individual (
depending on the individual) amazing super powers.
I began by giving him a couple of examples...
Example 1 - Simply putting on the t-shirt granted
Van with the amazing ability to effortlessly obtain movie roles that involves working with cute
Example 2R - In this case, already being super-heroines, putting on the t-shirt simply enhanced
powers, but please notice how their attractiveness-level has risen at
least one million percent while sporting our kung fu school's emblem...
I figured actions speaks louder than words, so I threw
Andy a size large to let him experience it for himself...
happened next is a cautionary tale for anyone (by that I mean, anyone)
ever planning on wearing an Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association
He was overcome by
chi (most likely all at once) and mindlessly released a fierce
HADOUKEN (fueled by his uncontainable anticipation for Street Fighter IV’s release on the Xbox 360) in the middle of my living room...
slamming me square on the chest as I stepped out of the washroom after
taking off my contact lenses… even though I had already changed out of
my own Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association t-shirt when I was
HADOUKEN, I was lucky enough to have chosen to train in
instead of playing the piano when I was a kid, thus I was able to avoid
being mortally wounded by this normally lethal attack...
Lesson of the day - With great power comes great responsibility, and apparently
Andy never watched
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