Move, Will Ya???

Yes I will. The housing boom in Hong Kong means that lots of landlords are choosing not to renew leases and instead are just selling. This means I had to find a new home.

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Hong Kong movies

My colleagues call my office The Video Store; I loan them movies and they ask me for viewing advice.

The bottom shelf is Rest of the World.

All of them are legitimate; piracy sucks.

I won't have the Hello Kitty guitar, but...

I will have two other very nice ones.

AnD's own Mimi Leung designed this poster, and it rules! We're the 'support' band.

Yes, I thought of the band name. Catchy, huh?

#17

I have two favorite basketball teams:

1. The Boston Celtics

2. Whoever beats the Lakers like rented mules.

I hope Kobe cried.

Again.

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A Beautiful Girl In My Arms

They don't have Godfather's day last time I checked, but a bit of personal history was made today when I held my goddaughter Winsome for the first time.

Sure, I'm smiling, but I was too terrified to do anything else...

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Fun at Someone Else's Expense

It's the best kind, isn't it?

Thanks to time, photoshop, and my lousy attitude, it occurs to me that in this poster, Jet Li:

Looks just like Deanie Yip:

Put a gun to my head, I'd rather watch Crying Heart.

Is it just me, or...

Does Kelly look like she's waiting for someone to hand her toilet paper?

Whose f@#$ing bright idea was this???

Why not call it Kelly's Hot Sh*t or Kelly's Golden (Shower) Songs???

Or You'll Sing Them in the Bathroom Anyway...

Spinal Tap's Smell the Glove has never looked so good as it does now:

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Full Moon Babies

Sounds like some weird band name, but that's not what I'm talking about...

My goddaughter, who also happens to be the cutest baby in the history of babies and will set all new benchmarks for intelligence, beauty, aptitude, and success (in spite of having such a reprehensible godfather) as soon as she can talk, had her 'Full Moon' party last night.

She slept through a lot of it, and I didn't get to hold her, but I think there will be time still.

If you don't believe she's gorgeous, just look...Read more

I told you I Scared Kids...

Winsome Chan, baby extraordinaire:

My godfather is a gweilo?!?!?

Random Stupididity

True story:

One day as a teenager, I walked into the kitchen where my sister was standing. "Wow, Gucci belt," she said, remarking about a belt I had gotten for Christmas.

Such was (and is) my fashion illiteracy, and the relentlessly antagonistic nature of our kinship, that I assumed she was insulting me some strange new term.

Flustered, I could only reply "Well... your shoes are pretty f@#$ing goochy too!"

Luckily for me she laughed.

And I'm sure the only thing truly Gucci a...Read more