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Hold in your tears...|忍住你的眼淚…|忍住你的眼泪…|涙をこらえて・・・・

Nic called me last night complaining about how his injured finger is preventing him from fully enjoying Monster Hunter Freedom 2.  Being the loyal, good-looking, and extremely humble friend that I am, I woke up at the break of noon and took him to my elder kung-fu brother’s(who just so happens to be my father’s Choy Lay Fut teacher’s grandson, who himself was a Hong Kong action star of the 80s and 90s) bone-setting clinic in Shum Shui Po.

 

I’ve witnessed Nic performing dangerous stunts over and over again on the set without a single complaint, so what happened at the clinic was surprising and embarrassing at the exact same time.  

 

 

I’ve never seen a grown man cry and whimper like that before. However, as soon as I whipped out my camera, his tears of weakness instantly disappeared from his cheeks.

 

 

He immediately went into his “tough-guy-act” without knowing that I can superimpose speech and thought bubbles onto any photograph with ease using photoshop.

 

 

Notice Nic continuing to hold in his tears while I hold in my laughter.

 

(a special thanks to my elder kung fu brother, To Siu-Chun, for specially opening his clinic on Sunday and enduring our buffoonery while he was hard at work fixing Nic’shand) |

Nic昨晚打電話向我抱怨他受傷的手指讓他沒辦法好好玩”怪物獵人:自由2”。作為一位忠誠、好看及非常謙遜的朋友如我,我從午休中醒來,帶他到我的功夫師兄(他恰好是我父親蔡李佛拳師傅的孫子),自己也是香港八、九十年代的功夫明星)位於深水埗的接骨診所。

我親眼見到Nic在拍戲時一次又一次毫無怨言地表演危險特技,所以在接骨診所發生的事讓人吃驚又難堪。

 

我以前從沒見過一個成年人象這樣哭和嗚咽。但我一把相機拿出來,他軟弱的眼淚立即從臉頰上消失了。  

他立刻進入他的”扮硬漢”模樣,不知道我可以輕易用photoshop在任何照片上添加對話和思想的泡泡。

 請註意Nic繼續在忍淚,而我在忍住笑。

 (特別感謝我的功夫師兄To Siu-Chun。謝謝他周日還開診,努力診治Nic手的同時還要忍受我們的插諢打科)

我亲眼见到Nic在拍戏时一次又一次毫无怨言地表演危险特技,所以在接骨诊所发生的事让人吃惊又难堪。

 

我以前从没见过一个成年人象这样哭和呜咽。但我一把相机拿出来,他软弱的眼泪立即从脸颊上消失了。  

 

他立刻进入他的”扮硬汉”模样,不知道我可以轻易用photoshop在任何照片上添加对话和思想的泡泡。  

 请注意Nic继续在忍泪,而我在忍住笑。

 (特别感谢我的功夫师兄To Siu-Chun。谢谢他周日还开诊,努力诊治Nic手的同时还要忍受我们的插诨打科)

モンスター・ハンター 2"を思いっきり楽しむ事が出来ないって文句を言うんだ。誠実でハンサムで極めて謙虚な友人である僕は、昼の明ける頃に起き出して、彼を深水[土歩]にある僕の 師兄(偶然にも僕の の蔡李佛拳の師匠の孫息子で、彼自身は80〜90年代の香港のアクション俳優だった)の整骨院に連れて行った。僕はニックが撮影で何度も何度も危険なスタントを文句一つ言わずに演じるのを見て来た。だから、整骨院での出来事には驚いたし、全く同時に恥ずかしくもあったね。

 

 

「その涙そのままにしとけよニック、ブログ用の写真撮るから! 」

大の男があんなに泣いてめそめそ言うのは今まで見たことなかったよ。ところが、だ。僕がカメラを素早く取り出した途端、弱っちい涙はあっという間に彼の頬から消え去った。

 

「 それ以上喋ったら指をへし折るぞ。 」「 はいはい判ったよ… 」

彼はすぐさま”タフガイ役”になりきったよ、僕がちょちょっとフォトショップ使って噴出しの中に言葉入れれるなんて知らないでさ。

 

 

僕が笑うのをこらえている間はニックも泣くのをこらえてるってことに注意。

 

(師兄の 杜兆津へ、日曜に特別に診療所を開けてくれて、しかも懸命にニックを治療してる間の僕らのおふざけに耐えてくれた事に、特別の謝辞を)

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45862083 0af2fd4d5d
he looks thoroughly unimpressed w/ you and your histrionics...
15 年多 ago
45862083 0af2fd4d5d
ps - you the man... i mean THE MAN
15 年多 ago
Racewong
haha....funny ! Phil, we all know you're the whimper ! booo... in da face !
15 年多 ago
Johnnylu f9 johnnylu
HAHHA...I swear you gotta make a real life comic book out of your blogs!
15 年多 ago
45862083 0af2fd4d5d
is that guy related to Du Yu Hang (杜宇航 HK wushu team member?)
15 年多 ago
Philipng
Hmmm, I don't know 'Grix', my fans run pretty fast too~~ In fact, they run soooo fast that they often beat me in a race to see pandas at the zoo~~
15 年多 ago
45862083 0af2fd4d5d
phil, stop beating your panda!
15 年多 ago
Andyon
I'm changin' the bubble talk. Nic: "I love you, Sifu Scumbag. I'll do anything for you. What? you want me to guide your finger where?" Phil: "Oh man. I'm sooo gonna score!" Dude in blue: "Uh oh...another victim. That's the 5th time this week. Good thing I have something to catch my vomit this time..." There. That's mo' like it. >=P
15 年多 ago
Andyon
Now... Phil looks like he just won a trophy. Dude in blue is.....pale. And Nic....is busy cleanin' his finger. Boo Ya! >=D
15 年多 ago
Photo 23833
LOL. thought bubbles are awesome. yes. awesomeness.
15 年多 ago
45862083 0af2fd4d5d
ha ha, note to everyone - this is PHIL's blog about NIC, not Nic's blog about Nic... poor Phil, crying at home screaming "its alivenotdead.com slash philipng damnit!"
15 年多 ago
Andyon
OMFG! Are you Nic's friend?! You must be sooooooooo cool! (That's right. I'm gloatin') >=P Regulate, Etchy!
15 年多 ago

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位置(城市,国家)以英文标示
Hong Kong
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June 5, 2007
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English,Cantonese