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Derek Tsang
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Sex...as you like...

Wow...can't believe the last entry was so long ago...

sorry...i'm really quite lazy with blogs...

anyways, thought of something funny and worth sharing...but because the following entry deals with explicit sexual content...pls follow in your own discretion...

A couple of days ago on msn, a friend of my who's a big Hentai fans (in case some of you don't know, Hentai is Japanese Anime Porn), msg me and said:

"I found my perfect dream girl..." He refused to tell me who the girl is or where she is from, so I asked him to send me a pic of this so called dream girl. And instead he send me a link to a website. And to my bewilderment, this is what I saw:

Yes, she is a silicon doll, but she is not your average blow-up Mary or Jane. Her 'name' is NEU(Goblin Chic), a product by the Japanese company  4 Woods Co. Ltd whose business slogan is "Manufacturing Inspiring Soulful Love Dolls".  Contrary to what you might think about a blow up doll, whose look and function are all pretty mundane and dull, these 'girls' from 4 woods are anything but simple. On their website, they have choices of over 12 different dolls that cater to different tastes. From ethnicity, body frame, breast size, nipple color, eye color, skin tone, hair style and color, make up style, finger nails style and color, body paint, and even REAL PUBIC HAIR transplant, these dolls can be customize to satisfy most of your seedy desires. Click on the order form in the website and have fun picking out your own dolls and you will see what I mean. Gotta give it up to the Japs, they always seems to take things to another level...

Naturally, I was quite worry about my friend; I was worried that sexual frustration have already pushed him to the fringes that he has to find a doll to compensate for his lack of it. Yet when i expressed my concern, his reply would be nothing short of food for thought:

"I don't see what's wrong with satisfying myself with a nice doll like that; 

instead of going out of the way with all kinds of phony lies and stupid jokes to get a gf, I rather save myself the effort and get a prostitute instead...

sex is getting more unreal each day anyways,

I just can't wait till the day when all sexual desires

can be fulfilled virtually or with bots..." Remember Jude Law from the film A.I.??  Where he plays the role of a male prostitute robot? Well what my friend hopes for is precisely that, when sexual activities are no longer limited between real human beings and can be conducted through different means, even by oneself.

I did some searching on the web to see when and how we will reach that stage of human evolution, and to my surprise, it doesn't really seem like it will take that long. At least, i'm convinced I can see it happening before I die at old age. There are numerous researches that are going on right now that tries to map out our whole neuro-circuit. In other words, in a matter of decades, we will be able to find out exactly which part of our brain are responsible for the feelings and rushes we felt when having sex, down to the exact synapses. With the advance of Head Console development, (think of the head gear that the characters in Matrix wore on their head), we already have product in the market now that can read signals from our brain to give simple command to the computer, it won't be long until this process can be reverse, where the head console can trigger certain parts of our brain or synapses that will give us authentic emotions and reactions.

With that being achieved, i think there will be a huge revolution in the porn industry, where the old fashioned video porn will no longer be able to satisfy people. Instead, pornography will enter into a new age, Porn 2.0 kinda thing where the porn star in the video or the gaming software can 'interact' with the user and really stimulates him/her where it matters...

Who knows, maybe in the near future, no longer will anyone will be left unsatisfied sexually. And with that almighty SEX issue out of the way, maybe more people can be left with a clear mind to deal with their relationships with others. The future can be a bit intimidating, but for people like my friend, it can be a bright new day...

in the meantime, i guess i'll just try to gather up money to buy my friend that doll from 4 woods, which will cost us some $50,000 HKD...


over 12 years ago 0 likes  15 comments  0 shares
Johnnylu f9 johnnylu
over 12 years ago
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Have you heard of the movie "Lars and the real girl"? You should really check it out. I'll never understand the doll thing, but apparently it's more common that one would think.
over 12 years ago
45862083 0af2fd4d5d
actually i have some interesting stories from when i was living in japan... there was a place in tokyo that was basically a brothel for love dolls... (you could think of it as a 'rent-a-doll' ... or a love hotel that came with a love doll... )
over 12 years ago
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waw! I'm amazed, I heard some stories like that, but never expected it to be like that! Amazing! Where is the evolution of the human being going!? Gives ideas for a movie actually! mmm...
over 12 years ago
interesting. wonder how he's supposed to hide this doll if he ever were to find a real human girlfriend one day.
over 12 years ago
Mariejost 26 dsc00460
Hum, take the sex out of a relationship and all you are left with is "just buddies". How dull, how boring, how uninspiring. That's what happens to couples after they've been together for some years, and it is the most frequent cause of couples breaking up, because the thrill is gone! When I want to have a relationship with a romantic partner, I want it all. Maybe your friend has never been in love? I hope so--then there might still be hope for him.
over 12 years ago
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interesting...it looks terrible real in the pictures. lol!
over 12 years ago
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a lot of blow up dolls named Mary or Jane? *scratches head* hahaa.... interesting... *ahem* hahaa... =)
over 12 years ago
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haha shelooks too real for me
over 12 years ago
Rottendoubt a4 patrick
dang she's kinda hot. =P
over 12 years ago
Stephen 93 stephen
Somebody took some special care posing that doll in the proper positions... it looks so real... even has the bad porn movie lighting...
over 12 years ago
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Hahaha...amazing what a load of Japanese with not much to do but has a whole load of imaginations can think up of! ;) I think Japan is one of the only places in the world that takes prosthetics to a whole new level! I dunno if you've heard but in Japan they also have invented men's arm-pillows for girls, and lady laps for guys. The arm pillow is a pillow made in the shape of an arm for the girl on those lonely nights and the lady lap is basically a pillow made in the shape of a girl's knees like when she is kneeling. It is also covered over with a mini-skirt, so when the guy lies down he is supposed to feel comfy. :p I dunno but I think someone can get rich quick from all of this. Does anybody know if any of these products are being imported into HK? lol
over 12 years ago
Tinlunlau 06 tinlunlau
holy crap! that's over 6 grand canadian dollars!!! how much do you think they will deliver this over to toronto? not that i want it or anything.
over 12 years ago
Mariejost 26 dsc00460
Funny, this difference between women and men. I've never heard tell of, or seen a woman using a sex doll. I won't say we don't make use of other tools, but not full-sized dolls. Nope. Maybe women are less literal than men. For us, I would say that imagination is key is usually the aphrodisiac. Certainly not a life-like doll. A bit creepy and way too Stepford Wives for my taste. Competing with all the surgically enhanced women who populate porno these days is hard enough, but a perfectly compliant sex doll with perfect, made-to-order features, there is positively no way I can compete with that packaging. I guess sex really is becoming soulless.
over 12 years ago
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whoah, that's really, really freaky.
about 12 years ago


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