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No use crying over spilled milk...or beer in this case...|打翻牛奶或啤酒,哭也沒用…|打翻牛奶或啤酒,哭也沒用…|覆水盆にかえらず...この場合はビール...

Oh Phil Oh Phil, how you annoy me still, but if we never met, my life would not be fulfilled.

That sounds so corny, so cheezy yes I know, but who cares do you? Do I? Why?

Becuz people would think that you and I are...Oh~.

...hmm...

wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more

test limits of imaginations core.

talk talk talk such a bore, leave it to me to delay no more.

Thousand apologize for plaguing your computer's mind, but in due time you will find, the truth of the matter is....it's alive not dead...BAM~! In da FACE!!! Was the last thing it said....

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Oh Phil Oh Phil,你為什麽總要煩我,但如果我們從未遇見,我的生活將不完整。 這聽起來很粗野俗氣,沒錯我知道,但誰會在乎,你在乎還是我在乎?為什麽? 因為人們會認為你和我是…哦~

…唔… 眨眼眨眼推推肘,說再不發生再不發生, 測試想象力核心的限度。 談論談論如此討厭的人,讓我搞定不再耽擱。 為折磨你的計算機智能致上1000個道歉,但你終將會發現,事實真相是…是alive not dead...

BAM~!在臉上!!!是它說的最後一件事…

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Oh Phil Oh Phil,你为什么总要烦我,但如果我们从未遇见,我的生活将不完整。 这听起来很粗野俗气,没错我知道,但谁会在乎,你在乎还是我在乎?为什么? 因为人们会认为你和我是…哦~

…唔… 眨眼眨眼推推肘,说再不发生再不发生, 测试想象力核心的限度。 谈论谈论如此讨厌的人,让我搞定不再耽搁。 为折磨你的计算机智能致上1000个道歉,但你终将发现,事实真相是…是alive not dead... BAM~!在脸上!!!是它说的最后一件事…

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Oh,フィル、Oh フィル、まだ僕がどんだけいらいらさせられてるか、でももし 僕らが出会ってなかったら 僕の人生はきっとつまんなかっただろうな。

超ダセ~し、超クセ~響き、そうさ、でもかまわないよな?オレが?何で?

だって皆は思ってるんだろ、お前と僕は・・・Oh~...んんん...

アレだろ、アレだって思われてんだろ?

つまらん話ばっか、僕に任せて、これ以上遅れちゃだめだ

君のパソコンに (ビールこぼして)迷惑かけちゃったことマジでごめん。でもそのうちその事の真実がわかるはず...それは死んでない、生きてる....BAM!!!顔面に!!!ってこないだ言ったんだっけ....

 フィルが彼のハードディスクドライブを無くしたほんとの理由

 証拠として記録する…でも驚いたことに。。。

。。。フィルは気付いてひどく悲しんだ

「くちを閉じてろってんだ、○○○○野郎!」

けど彼のハードディスクドライブは本当は”雫”によって生命を得て、自由意志で出て行きたがったんだ…

「ヤツのダウンロードにはもうウンザリだ… オレだって今じゃヤツの顔見るどころか逃げ出せるんだぜ…ハハハ」

これがすべての理由さ、ビールを零した所為じゃない。

「オレはリッチだ、○○○○野郎〜!」

「フィル…顔面に一発!!!」

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Dude .. Onimal told me bout u & Phil .. watch out next time y'all go drinkin ^_~
about 11 years ago
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van-i made the pics a bit bigger.
about 11 years ago
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as long as its downloads and not uploads...
about 11 years ago
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Hahaha... you got Phil's hard drive drunk??!!!
about 11 years ago
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lmao
about 11 years ago
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o.0 uhhh hahaha ok...
about 11 years ago
Racewong
Hohoho InThe Face Phil ! Phil's having some problems right now....
about 11 years ago
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Tut tut...poor phil...but totally funny pix presentation!!!bwahahhah
about 11 years ago
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hahahaha!!
about 11 years ago
Rottendoubt a4 patrick
that trip was an interesting learning experience for me. not that experienced servicing notebooks. =) the hard drive is looking for more beer....
about 11 years ago
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Your new headshot is very cool ! But crying over spilled beer is .....(> <). How about a waterproof computer ?
about 11 years ago
Philipng
Lesson of the Day - Beer + Hard Drive = Sadness and Rebirth
about 11 years ago
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How nice of you and the hard drive... lol... Beware, whatever the content is, don't let it leak... Lol... Catch the hard drive!
about 11 years ago
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Phil efforts were not wasted?? Every time we love you, van. And your jolly friends!!
about 11 years ago
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save the best for last ... =)
about 11 years ago
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hahaha~~ Drunk HD!!! XD
about 11 years ago
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It seemed that you fuddled Phil's hard drive? Fortunately, it was awakened at last. Be careful, don't treat it too much beer next time. kaka
about 11 years ago
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u guys are so crazy
about 11 years ago
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Cheer up, Philip~! Good luck☆
about 11 years ago
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water is an enemy, heat is an enemy, too.(lol) TARE CARE about the Motherboard Crash!! The rhythm of the word@opening is interisting.
about 11 years ago
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haha I know these guys, they re so cool, thanks for sharing, God bless you!
about 11 years ago
Andyon
You'z cold as ice... Hot Pot, byotch. It's On.. and you know this, mang~
about 11 years ago
Andyon
No surprise there.... He cries like when he fail GTA missions.
about 11 years ago
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tell phil to buy a new one...hahahaha
about 11 years ago
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Just the thought of Donnell Rawlings' voice coming out of that hard drive screaming "I'm rich Byotch" almost made me die from laughter.
about 11 years ago
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note to self, never let beer come within ten feet of computer... also, beware of vanness and his crazy photoshoping skillz
about 11 years ago
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so beer & notebook doesn't go together!!! maybe soda will do, so you guys are sober enough not to spill any on the precious drive... my sympathy goes out to Phil ...
about 11 years ago
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JS
lol, you guys have a great banter going. I love the comic style strips you all do.
about 11 years ago
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aww poor Phil.. is there a hard drive that is beer proof?haha!:) take care! God bless~
about 11 years ago
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mr AnD came to rescue Phil hard drive..haha...poor him...everything gone....haha
about 11 years ago
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poor Phil ..... sounds like a waste of a perfectly good beer... you need to be more careful as to avoid future spillage.. ;-) take care
about 11 years ago
Rosanne
Philus ...you are a crying baby !! Come let me give you some sister love kekeke
about 11 years ago
Rosanne
Very artistic blog you've here !!!!!!!!!!!! Love it !!! In DA Face ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
about 11 years ago
Redgate profile
Lol, very nice...
about 11 years ago
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FYI .. suggest to da Philster that he should get an external back-up drive .. and USE it ^^
about 11 years ago
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hehe poor phil!
about 10 years ago
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Very nice blog! totally artistic! :D
about 10 years ago

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