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7-11: The Movie

INT.  KITCHEN - NIGHT.

SIMON YIN, a portly (yet handsome) Chinese boy, gets home from a wonderful event at the Watermark Restaurant. 

As he opens up his goodies from the local 7-11 market, he is aghast! 

                                                    SIMON

                                  What the F- - CK?

The chicken, as advertised,

is no where near what it actually is.  

Simon, on his knees, cries in agony.

                                                    SIMON

                                  What the F- -CK!!!  Why??????  Damn you, 7-11

                                  you filthy, lying liar!

Then Simon proceeds to think that this would make a good blog, and that it is his destiny to inform the ALIVENOTDEAD community members of this travesty.

                                                                                                                                          CUT TO:

Simon eating his genetically altered chicken and saying to himself....

                                                 SIMON

                                  Mission accomplished, Simon.  Mission accomplished.

       

             

THE END

about 11 years ago 0 likes  9 comments  0 shares
Rottendoubt a4 patrick
oh that doesn't look appetizing at all
about 11 years ago
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YUCK! ..... take it back! take it back!!! eeeek!
about 11 years ago
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honey ever heard of the word MARKETING?hahahahahaha
about 11 years ago
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but the wording says "herbs" so they are right. Just the damn colour is wrong on the picture!
about 11 years ago
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what a night.....TIME TO SQUAT!
about 11 years ago
Chungtsang 5b chungtsang
INT. Night small damp room The air is fill with the smell of regret and a bit of nuttiness. Simon grabs on to a roll of tp and screams ... SIMON Whyyyyyyyy?? Dame you 7-11... Whyyy??
about 11 years ago
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...a box of your strongest imodium please! That's nasty dude...haha
about 11 years ago
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Dude, grab the axe... just in case that thing comes back to life! Seriously looks like the rotting decayed leg of a zombie chicken!
about 11 years ago
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Eww!!! gross! Did you actually eat that crap? It doesn't even look like a chicken. Thanks food inspector Simon Yin for uncovering this historical travesty to mankind. Your food analyzing skills are greatly appreciated by the AnD community. I don't ever depend on 7-11 food. I'd usually call up McDelivery.
about 11 years ago

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