One night in LKF! Sugar/Racks

CAN U GUESS WHO SAID WHAT?

The following excerpt was a true reflection of an amourous conversation that took place during the weekend. One night in LKF.

The Cast: Eric, Oliver,Boon, Lydia

Hunk 1: So,when will u drop by the office? Let us know,we will stick around!

The Platypus: Muahahhahahhaah evil glint I have a plan,to come and surprise u guys! One day next week.Ha. Don't worry,I come in love and peace with mighty,delicious,heartstopping Chris Patten-lovin famous eggtarts!

The 3 Hunks look slightly confused.

The Platypus: Oh,u guys! There's this amazing egg tart shop in Central that Chris Patten loves and I went and tried it. dramatically

AMAZING!!!!!!! So Imma get u guys some before I drop by and scare y'all. Good thing I live close by,they will still be piping hot and nice!

Hunk 2: Oh, where do U live?

The Platypus: It's my friend's place, I live near Central,up in the Mid Levels.

The 3 Hunks snigger in unison: OHHHHHHHH. NICE!

The Platypus: Hunk 1, where do u live?

Hunk 1 : Causeway Bay!

The Platypus: Hey close by! I go there alot, to pig out on these awesome egg rolls and waffles on the streets!!!

Hunk 2: Oh boy! I live in Kowloon,Mongkok.

The Platypus: Hunk 3, and u?

Hunk 3: I er....

Hunk 2: interjects He lives so far he lives in JAPAN! HAHAHHAHAHHAH

Hunk 3: grins It's cheaper! Well,I live in Kowloon,but the fartherest end.

The Platypus: Wow,is it really cheaper by alot to live there? Isn't it difficult to travel?

Hunk 1&3: Oh no,not when u have MTR! It's actually pretty alright!

Hunk 2: It's even cheaper when there are "Ghrrrls"

The Platypus: Huh? Cheaper when there are girls?

wonders why Hunk 2 was so lascivious,but retains judgement for herself

So, er, why is it cheaper with girls???

At that point The Platypus was thinking, a playpen filled with women and Hunk 2 living the life in Mongkok and paying less rent than Hunk1.  Even though he was paying more than Hunk 3, he clearly looked smug as a winner. The Platypus was slightly impressed.

Hunk 2: What girls? Not girls. I means Ghouls........... I'm living in one right now.

The Platypus: HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!! stunned. U mean those.........

Hunk 3: Yes!!!!!

The Platypus was so filled with admiration and fright that she started wringing her hands in frenzy. She decided to turn her attention to Hunk 1,who was slightly more normal and asked him if his colleagues were fun. Hunk 2 hears this and interjects

Hunk 2: Oh we need more ghrrrrls,it's all guys in the office now.

The platypus was sure Hunk 2 meant "Girls" this time. Afterall,he could not have been so obsessively gothic that he wished his life in his office being peppered with the strange encounters of the other world?

The group gets into the lift and suddenly the lights switch to a mellow yellow and then a dim blue. Wow. The Platypus exclaimed at that moment,almost like a grand alumni of the Fresh-off-the-boat association as if the sudden blackout would lessen her life by a decade. When the lights turned a colourful sample of yellow-blue,she whistled in glee.

The Platypus: This is such a David Lynch moment, guys!!!!

The 3 Hunks stared at The Platypus in bemused wonder. They, our heroic designers of the AnD website would march on in their triumphant pursuit of excellence. They will be shrouded with honour and victory as they click,click,click AND still CLICK away to pimp our brains dry. Erm, I mean promote the artistes and our work.

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