Barney and the talking vegetable

Barney found a capsicum one day and to his ecstatic surprise,it was a talking vegetable.

Barney: YOU can talk!!!

The Capsicum: Hell Yeah bored

Barney: You are so cool,I am so fascinated with u. I totally LOVE you.

The Capsicum: No, you don't. You're just intrigued because I can talk,I'm a novelty. It'd wear off.

Barney: No, You. YOU are the ONE for me.

The Capsicum: Look,let's give you 1 month. You would be bored.

Barney: No, I won't. I will LOVE you unconditionally and wholeheartedly. Marry me.

The Capsicum: Woah woah stop right there, you're a purple dinosaur that's friendly and sings. You know how weird it is to marry a vegetable?

Barney: I DON'T CARE!dramatically I DON'T PROFESS TO KNOW A LOT, I just love you!

The Capsicum: Well, I'm a pepper.I am hot,uh,not in that lecherous sense you schmuck. I mean I can be stinging and scary. Actually I turn into Jalapeno when I'm psychotic.

Barney: I love jalapenos.

The Capsicum: Oh great. he just doesn't get it. There is nothing great about me except I am a talking Capsicum,you may find another talking vegetable anywhere.

Barney: I am in too deep. I just LOVE you.

The Capsicum: Yeah well done. I have only just met you, like HELLO

Barney: Don't leave me.

The Capsicum: Well....time will tell. :)

Barney: Time WILL. Trust me.

The Capsicum: I am concentrating on developing my superpowers,if i work hard I become a Ginseng. And that is way top.