So, anyway, it’s a little after noon here in Hong Kong and I have 4,959 total views, which means that, as of either sometime later this afternoon or possibly this evening, my page and I will be graced by our 5,000th visitor.
And I can’t help but wonder… Who will it be?
Having been inspired by Boon, I’ve decided to hold a little contest of my own and the prize will be (drum roll, please): a date with yours truly. (Actually, come to think of it, Boon never took me on a date, the cheap bastard.) Anyway, I digress… Like all contests, there are, of course, rules to be followed. Let’s see, what are my rules? OK, here goes…
RULE #1. You have to be female. (Sorry, Boon.)
RULE #2. You can’t be classically beautiful. (I probably won’t be as interested. See Jasons’ blog about Proust.)
RULE #3. You have to live in either Hong Kong, Los Angeles, or New Orleans. If you live in HK, you have to be willing to come to Mong Kok. (Any chick, who isn’t willing to “slum it” in Mong Kok, doesn’t really interest me.)
RULE #4. You can’t be a member of the paparazzi and/or you cannot sell the juicy details of our evening together to the media. (Sorry, but my lawyer says that I have to insist on this.)
RULE #5. You can’t be a picky eater. (Actually, if you’re an Asian chick, then there probably aren’t many things on any menu anywhere that will freak you out anyway.)
RULE #6. You have to be dynamite in the sack. (Sorry, but my lawyer says that I have to insist on this, too.)
Those are all the rules I can think of at the moment. However, I reserve the right to make addendums to these rules as I see fit. Let the refreshing begin…
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