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Dax Phelan
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My 5,000th Visitor

So, anyway, it’s a little after noon here in Hong Kong and I have 4,959 total views, which means that, as of either sometime later this afternoon or possibly this evening, my page and I will be graced by our 5,000th visitor.  

And I can’t help but wonder… Who will it be?  

Having been inspired by Boon, I’ve decided to hold a little contest of my own and the prize will be (drum roll, please): a date with yours truly.  (Actually, come to think of it, Boon never took me on a date, the cheap bastard.)  Anyway, I digress… Like all contests, there are, of course, rules to be followed.  Let’s see, what are my rules?  OK, here goes…

RULE #1.  You have to be female.  (Sorry, Boon.)

RULE #2.  You can’t be classically beautiful.  (I probably won’t be as interested.  See Jasons’ blog about Proust.)

RULE #3.  You have to live in either Hong Kong, Los Angeles, or New Orleans.  If you live in HK, you have to be willing to come to Mong Kok.  (Any chick, who isn’t willing to “slum it” in Mong Kok, doesn’t really interest me.)  

RULE #4.  You can’t be a member of the paparazzi and/or you cannot sell the juicy details of our evening together to the media.  (Sorry, but my lawyer says that I have to insist on this.)

RULE #5.  You can’t be a picky eater.  (Actually, if you’re an Asian chick, then there probably aren’t many things on any menu anywhere that will freak you out anyway.)  

RULE #6.  You have to be dynamite in the sack.  (Sorry, but my lawyer says that I have to insist on this, too.)

Those are all the rules I can think of at the moment.  However, I reserve the right to make addendums to these rules as I see fit.  Let the refreshing begin…

-Dax

about 12 years ago 0 likes  30 comments  0 shares
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I have a feeling that it might be BOON... Cheers!
about 12 years ago
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about the picky eating thing... i hope my chinese brethren won't call me whitie for saying this but the reason i am saying this is b/c i know how to enjoy eating crabs, etc. the chinese way and -- i sometimes wonder if daryl hannah eating in "splash" was inspired by a westerner watching a beautiful chinese girl digging into her crab.
about 12 years ago
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were you Boon's contest winner? if Boon wins, you guys are meant for each other! hehe nothin' wrong with slummin' in MK. in fact, i'm heading there today for some shopping. i love the dvd stores.
about 12 years ago
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Cy
hahaas.. hope no.5000th fits perfectly
about 12 years ago
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I love Mongkok? Who doesn't love Mongkok? I just had my 20,000th viewer today and it was Mark Allen. I feel like I should send him a thank you card or something. If Boon wins, I think you guys should give this whole dating thing a try. Ya never know...there might be some chemistry there. The guy does seem to have a hot body, what more could you ask for?
about 12 years ago
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Haha oh mannn... Why isn't San Francisco on the list? :( I am most definitely not a picky eater (although I do harbor an intense dislike for hot dogs). So I guess this means if I'm your 5000th viewer we all lose.
about 12 years ago
Bleupluie 89 sono
hahaha...22 more views to go to learn the outcome...good luck Dax!
about 12 years ago
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LOL Well no point in me being your 5000 for several reasons. Good luck! Btw I haven't finished reading your blogs, I'm watching Brothers & Sisters, my favorite show! Greys Anatomy has totally lost it's steam.
about 12 years ago
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Alright, looks like it's past 5000 now. So who's the lucky gal (or guy)? haha
about 12 years ago
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Damn!! I get late, there is not a version for america? hehehe
about 12 years ago
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good luck! Hope your 5000th was a girl ;)
about 12 years ago
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why can't I be the lucky girl :'(
about 12 years ago
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so who's the lucky gal? eh? =)
about 12 years ago
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D K
DAMN! I missed it damn damn!!!
about 12 years ago
Jasontobin 82 jasontobin
Ladies.. I just want to let you know I get all that Dax loving for free without having to be the 5000th visitor.
about 12 years ago
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Oh, man! When Jason and I went to lunch, I had 4,959 total views. When I got back an hour and a half later, I had 5,023. I've tried going to the "My Visitors" section of my page and counting backwards from 5,023, but that method isn't accurate. Does anybody know who my lucky lady is? Miss 5,000, reveal yourself!
about 12 years ago
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lol not fussy at all are ya ;p
about 12 years ago
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Hah. I clicked over just to see what your numbers were and it's already at 5075. I never win ANYTHING! haha. Ah well, at least I can take comfort in knowing that I'm great in the sack. ;DD lol Have fun on your date. I'm sure an AnD person can help you figure out who was 5000 if you ask really nicely.
about 12 years ago
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LOL, hope your 5000th visitor will reveal his/herself. ^_^
about 12 years ago
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I actually think it was me, cause I was finishing reading your blogs, and then I was curious to see if you where you were at, refreshed, and it was @ 5001....but it's pointless cause I'm not in HK. Hey I'm almost at 15000!!!!!!!!
about 12 years ago
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Have you found out who it is yet? The anticipation must be killing you to see who the lucky lass is !! Are you saving your pennies to take her out somewhere nice? I suggest for dinner those ducks you took a pic of in Mongkok yum yum. In your pic i think you have a look for Benicio del Toro.
about 12 years ago
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so who was it? hehe
about 12 years ago
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Shame the visitor method is not that accurate. Hope you can find out the mystery lady. Strict rules for the lucky girl...but if you do find her, ask her if she has a brother!
about 12 years ago
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I'm late to the party as always. Did you manage to figure out who the lucky party is yet?
about 12 years ago
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That is so funny?Dax who is the I am too late 5144 is my number so it means you can find out who is the 5000th vistor,
about 12 years ago
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In regards to rule number #6 what makes you think your going to score on the first date???? Hahaha you didn't think about that did you??? ...LOL....LOL.... I'm just kidding...... Good Luck!!!
about 12 years ago
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soooooooooo who was it????
about 12 years ago
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Hi Dax! This's Polly the Thai boxing girl! I'm the 5526 one! What a pity!
about 12 years ago
Terence
I like your contest! We should all hold more contests like these!!!!! It's a WIN WIN for all involved!
about 12 years ago
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did i win?
about 12 years ago

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