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COME PUT YOUR BID IN :P

today's blog shall begin with

AN AUCTION!!!! i'm auctioning off my single friends without there permission haha.

yes, i like playing match-maker Tinman

-19 yrs old so no pills needed LOL

-awesome dancer

-great style

bidding will start at 50$! yes you can have him for life hahahahaa

Sota

-17 yrs old

-good at staring contests

-good chance of graduation from high school haha (of course) -great smile

-great sense of humor

  • sorry guys, u must be a minor also haha

bids beginning at 17$ lol j/k okay? haha

Tommy the MACHINE GUNNER

(sorry i chose a bad pic, i just like this pic LOL) -26 yrs old

-likes to leave his mouth open for no apparent reason LMAO

-mature

-super athletic

-great hygiene

-can cook and clean

-bachelors degree is business

bids begin at 2$ lmao!  ok ok ok bidding will start at 50$!

Wind Emperor

-23 yrs old

-athletic talent

-musical talent

-clinical talent

-absortional talent LOL

bidding will start at 50$!

Dark Justice

-27 yrs old

-tall and fobby

-is a bum

-WILL STRANGLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP... i bet he will STILL get a high bid grrRRRRRRRRr....rr....r.r.r.r.r.

bidding will start at 100$!

Boo T.

-21 yrs old

-aight seriously, with a booty like that, does any other description matter? (sorry aoni, just messin with ya)

bidding will start at 100$!

GOING ONCE GOING TWICE... SOLD!!!

CHILLIN WITH D MILES

Thanks for dinner D!

OH SOOOO GOOD! i want to go again seriously!!!

ORANGE CHICKEN!


MALAY'S NIECE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

she's sooo cayuuuute!

I'm soooooo cayute!

thats right people, look at my food! lmao! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO

oh man.... i think i SHARTED   lmao!

i like tickling the helpless

what will johnny think about ME BEING IN BED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND?

THE MORE THE MERRIER ahhhhhh who bit me?! LOL

once again i force people to take pics with me. NO, GUYS SHE NOT APART OF THE AUCTION!   j/k lol.

would you like to put my eggroll on your forehead?

why would i say that? hahaha

THIS IS HOW BAD I AM AT PLAYING INTELLECTUAL GAMES.

i had no idea how to play and everyone was trying to tell me how. LOL.


THE LOVE OF MY LIFE - THE FAM BAM

SHE NOT AFRAID OF ME ANYMORE!!! i'm sooo happy. she actually played with me. and we spoke a lot too. hehe. NAUSICAA is getting so big. (my niece)

Eunaleska and my mom. EUNA is grouchy cuz she just woke up. soooo cute!

my dad and my lil sis, DARY, getting ready to go to a wedding.

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LAMINATED LIST(of course this is just for fun, there's only one girl for me, not to mention most of these women are married and i'm not into married women ... anymore lol)NUMBER 5 - JENNIFER CONNELLYAs some may know, I'm not into older women but at 39 yrs, she looked wonderful in her role in BLOOD DIAMOND.-talented actress espcially in BEAUTIFUL MIND-classy and confident-gorgeous body and mind NUMBER 4 - JESSICA ALBA27 yrs old and is one of a kind-great geniune smile-this baby GIRL CAN DANCE!-gorgeous body-cute personality-there's no surprise she's on everyone's list NUMBER 3 - KATE BECKINSALE35 yrs old so too old for me, but she is astonishing-classy and confident-sexy body-youthful gazeNUMBER 2 - HYORI LEE

29 yr old Famous Korean singer-CUTEST SMILE IN THE WORLD! -dance skills-hot body-doesn't speak english (A PLUS! lol j/k)-mad styleNUMBER 1 - KRISTEN KREUK26 yrs old and SHE IS THE WINNER and I'M THE PRIZE YAAAAY I WISH haha-has the presence that makes me wanna laugh lol-as demonstrated in the video below:/* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;}-------------------------------------------LAST NOTE:          FOR MS. SCARLETT'S BIRTHDAY(Friday, March 27th), lets all MEET UP IN THE CHAT BOX right at midnight! (at her time zone of course) so that is 9pm for me Thursday night... uh, i think. you can expect ME and JUSTIN there.i'm hoping many of us will drop by to say Happy Birthday and stay and maybe finally get a chance to chat live. Sorry no punch and pie. the chat box aint' equipped with that.looking forward to it

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I'll buy...er wait...damnit tricked again.
大约 15 年 ago
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Yo know...I always thought Sota and Disa were the same person haha...damn.-_-
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hahahaha
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I say start low and see how high the price rises heh...er too late I guess first bid was too high already heh.
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Ed...Hard....gotcha.
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Yay.
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Gay...haha jk.
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Johnny wearing a vest too? heh.
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I like how Classy comes with a pic of her with her legs spread wide open...sorry first thing that came to mind when I saw the pic heh.
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Oh but she's good either way. ^_^
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I shall be there...9pm Friday night to commemorate the celebration of Ms. S's birthday heh.
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Jaine – 17$ cuz she’s 17. a dollar for every year haha. If you think it’s unfair then ¬¬¬¬bid high for her :D Melly – yes Justin includes the AND hat. So where’s your bid? Haha Justice Vancho – Thursday night 9pm. Remember that’s when it’s midnight and her true birth DAY begins. Don’t get it twisted. Hehe. Kate beckinsale has just enough class to put her hands to cover herself. DAMN she knows how to tease. Still classy, cuz the accent. Knaw mean? :D Johnny, thin and me were all wearing vests. No, we didn’t call each other. So go ask aisha for 1 billion (we’ll split it) then do whatever she wants u to do haha. Aisha89 – where’s my money?! Please make checks to ducky escort service :P luvli – so why don’t you bid 0$ for dj lol. since he’s priceless. You want hiM TO BE FREE?! Come on, good head cost money LMAO! Oh shit, I’m too awesome for my own good. Would you have sex with kate beckinsale, let’s be honest? Dude, I look like my dad and dary looks like my mom. Youre carazy. Fine then, would you like a gay eggroll? vanness08 – I don’t have money to hire people to be my family. I only have free thigns :D.
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brujita72 – ok I’ll stop the bidding for tommy. So what ur email so I can give it to him? Seems like you guys might be able to get along :P . he’s my roommate so you know, he’s top caliber :P hehe janechu – yes jane,you must must must make it to our first GANG DATE! Haha Marie Jost – maybe my mind could be changed haha cuz age IS just a number. Shouldn’t matter :D slink – so a guy must be taller than you? you’re gonna miss out then :P lol j/k I don’t think he’s sterile LOL but don’t take my word for it. I ain’t goin check. :D wolfyy – u like watching food come out of my mouth. U think it’s sexy lol. ur one sick puppy. People are afraid of sota, they won’t buy haha. Poor sota, I’ll bid for her. david0071978 – you have good taste then my brotha haha. Whose the other 2 on ur list? U like Asians I see :D jennychelle – why would she be mad? Isn’t it a compliment? Not every girls got one that deserves a double take hahaha. So you want all 3 guys? wow, jenny, wow. Lol MissScarlett – it wouldn’t be fun to celebrate someone’s birthday if they weren’t there. … or would it? :P lol. I concur. Jessica alba’s body is photoshopped. I honestly don’t wanna do these women, mainly cuz they are married haha. I just put it out there cuz I think they are attractive. Clinical talent and absortional talent is something I made up. It was just funny and random LOL. ur a slave driver ain’t u?
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enigma306 – noneya? What is that? LOL. absortional is nothing. I made it up lol. musicnote- I’ma make you take a pic with me :P jacishere – my friend will mind but will they find out :P hahaha. My MONEYS! Johnny Lu – “ I think you should have your own website now.” LOL! peachey – so do u like big or small eggroll? So are you saying it’s cuz I’m not better-looking? Cuz honestly, kids don’t like me very much. pammyng – yes I agree my sister is very pretty :D thanks Jayson Li – LOL! I know, one of those looks like a ding dong lmao! Good observation mang :D mykan – sharting is cute? ::examines you:: to each their own :P
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busa – my dad’s a very happy and funny person. Thanks for the comment for my mom. She is very dear to me :D my shart smells like flowers so NO :D did you say that you want justin’s pole? Sorry idont read very well LOL Dreamy – “you are NOT for sale????” depends… what you want me to do? I don’t change diapers well. Haha spoiled – I know you’ve sharted before in your life that’s why youre laughing :D haha Hikaru – Cambodians have bigger eyes hehe JoanneSanderson – actually, I’m not that good with kids. I amuse myself more than them most the time ahahahaha. I didn’t even notice that they are brunettes moonchild72 – girl, I’m a noobie in everything haha cuz I only do 2 things. Every else I’m uninformed with :D
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I'LL bid for sota! 5,000$ to be my lil sis hehe now she can mad dog my enemies haha
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She would be your first choice!
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おいしそーーーう!
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hahaha wolfy, dunno just I'd hear people talking about sota and be like...hmmm...wolfy? oh well must be the same girl hehe. Thought your name was something crazy like dis a sot a wolfy...hehe Anyway got it, thursday night....9pm I'll be there....hopefully I can read my computer screen by then hehe.
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I wanted to let you know I just dealed with J earlier, i bought him for 3 weeks. Sold out ! MUAHAHAHA For any reclamation, blame him not me =p
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LOL you look adorable when utterly confused! that said, I can make no sense of that game... honestly, I don't think they were explaining anything, merely trying to make everything incoherent :)
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How much not to have to look at this guy? lol!
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Who?
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Ms. S - Some wire broke to the monitor or something. So the screen is black, well I'd say about 95% black, if I tilt it to a bright light source at just the right angle I can barely see things on it. Yep...my computers are dying =*(
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