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You are the father

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at Him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'  To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my Kids.' 

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Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithfulto his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while yourpartner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

 

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's schoolteacher.'

 

almost 16 years ago 0 likes  16 comments  0 shares
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i hate it when that happens...
almost 16 years ago
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phew I was panicking just then until i realised my son don't go school yet... This is why I don't shop in public...
almost 16 years ago
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haaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahaha LOVLEY ! JUST LOVLEY ... english is so twisted like that
almost 16 years ago
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ahahahahaahaha and wet celery tastes awesome!
almost 16 years ago
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Nice, thats why you don't just randomly say things and instead say ..."hmm where do I know yuou from again?"
almost 16 years ago
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"Wet celery"! Nice touch!!!!!
almost 16 years ago

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