Wednesday, June 25, 2008

(This was originally posted on February 18, 2003 and last updated on June 17, 2008)

The Secret Army of Michael Kang

This guy always shows up first when I do one of my vanity Google searches. I pretend it's like a video game and see which one of us gets more results. He always wins (by a landslide). He must be a pretty good mandolin player...

*Michael Kang - Wild wild businessman. Update: Can also be found here at AxSomebody's Xanga Site. He also is listed here as Michael Kang and Michael Kang *Michael Kang - Curer of the common hernia. *Michael Kang - Internet Fantasy Football League player. *Michael Kang - Co-Author of "Rev Up Your Spread Sheet." *Michael Kang - Chef who Kitty Morgan of The Orange County Register proclaimed created "the most innovative [food] in the country." *Michael Kang - Bronx Science Alumni 1989. *Michael Kang - Bronx Science Alumni 1994. *Michael Kang - Real Estate Broker. *Michael Kang - Sushi Chef. *Michael Kang - Looking for a Valentine in a bar. *Michael Kang The guy you go to if you want to reserve a classroom space at Northwestern University during the summer. *Michael Kang - Race car driver in Westchester Sports Car Club's 1998 Turkey Tour. *Michael Kang - Fellow Xanga addict. *Michael Kang - DVD reviewer (member of The Online Film Critics Society). *Michael Kang - Philanthropist donor to The Shi Ming Hu Memorial Scholarship (also, Dr. Hu's Grandson).

*Michael Kang - The 2000 US National 3-Cushion Championships Semi-Finalist and co-owner of The Carom Cafe Billiard Hall in Flushing. *Michael Kang - UCLA Chemistry and Biochemistry Department student who asked Professor Knobler, "Could you please release the answers to the problems on the hand out that were not assigned for those of us who would like to practice more problems." *Michael Kang - 1998 PhD candidate who received a 5 on his AP Biology Exam.

*Michael Kang - *Michael Kang - Salesman who attended the 1996 Bottom Line Undewriter's Workshop. Quoted as saying, "The knowledge of new ways to close deals and to bypass objections helped me a great deal." *Michael Kang - Airhart Scholarship recipient at the McCombs School of Business. *Michael Kang - Golfer in IJGT Harbour Town Junior Classic, (Boys Division 16-19). He shot a 166. *Michael Kang - 2001 Former Geography Major at the University of Illinois Champagne Urbana. *Michael Kang - Catholic priest from Chicago now residing in In Chon. *Michael Kang - Technical Certification Department Chair at California Water Environment Association. *Michael Kang - Church-goer. Update: Can also be found here at Shampagan's Xanga Site. *Michael Kang - Recording engineer at Spaceboy Studios in Seoul Korea. *Michael Kang - 1996 Recipient of The Harry Sutch Memorial Scholarship from the American Society of Heating, Refrigerating and Air-Conditioning Engineers, Inc.

*Michael Kang - Chief Manager for SOFTBANK Korea Investments. *Michael Kang - President of the Korean American Manufacturers Association. *Michael Kang - Manager, Sales for Hankuk Machinery Co.,Ltd,is one of the leading manufacturers in the fabrications and components for Heavy Equipments, Shipbuildings and Commercial Vehicles in Korea. *Michael Kang - "Little Drum Dance" dancing drummer. *MIchael Kang - programmer for Seti@home, a scientific experiment that uses Internet-connected computers in the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI). *Michael Kang - A freshman with an undecided major who avoids fries. Quoted as saying, “French fries are french fries, I stay away from them because of all the grease, the fat and all the salt. It’s just poison.” *Michael Kang - EECS Honors Degree Program student.

*Michael Kang - Asian Baptist Student Koionia at UC Berkeley student who said, "Through Course 101 I learned about the foundations of Christianity and about God's personal love for me.  This course is for those who know nothing about Christianity as well as those who grew up in the church.  It's great!" *Michael Kang - Staff attorney for Levitt & Quinn Family Law Center, Inc. *Michael Kang - Advanced ski instructor at Smoky Top Ski Resort & Lodge. *Michael Kang - Metal & Certified Alloy Buyer for Gog Korea. *Michael Kang - Event working committee deputy chairman for SMI Association of Malaysia.The new recruits (06/04):

*Michael Kang - Director at Alvarez & Marsal, specializes in advising boards of directors, management teams, investment groups, and creditors in a broad range of turnaround, restructuring and reorganization situations. *Michael Kang - Senior Engineer, Ventura County Chapter of The American Public Works Association. *Michael Kang - CEO of SmartChili, the operating name for Digital Commerce International, Inc., a global provider of e-commerce infrastructure services for small businesses. *Michael Kang - Overseas Sales Manager for The Samhyup Trading Company. Offering Men's (Unisex Adult) 100% Tactel (DuPont) nylon trilobal washer, full mesh-lined, both sides full-length zipper open inside fold flap accordian, woven casual pants. *Michael Kang - Gala Prize co-recipient (Rotman School of Management at the University Team) for The 4th Annual Ivey Business Plan Competition. *Michael Kang - an eighth-grader and a regular at the Olympia Washington Boys and Girls Club who tests his design skills in computer-animation class and said "I like being able to create something from nothing." *Michael Kang - Palo Alto Adult Soccer League, Spring 2004, B Division team player. *Michael Kang - 2004 Sunnyvale Tennis Club member. *Michael Kang - New Jersey Institute of Technology student. *Michael Kang - Qualified as AP Scholar with Distinction Award by earning an average grade of at least 3.5 on all AP Exams taken, and grades of 3 or higher on five or more of these exams at the Singapore American High School *Michael Kang - Asian consultant to The Ben Lippen School whose purpose is to assist families and churches in the Christian education of their children. *Michael Kang - Team Red member of
The Technological Innovation: Generating Economic Results (TI:GER) program which is a one-of-a-kind approach to preparing students for the challenges of commercializing new technologies and delivering innovative products to the market place. *Michael Kang - Member of the Board of Directors for Share Our Selves (SOS), an organizatioon that provides free emergency assistance to those in need of basic living essentials, including food, clothes, health services, and financial aid in Costa Mesa, CA. *Michael Kang - Developer at SourceForge.net *Michael Kang - Yet another Xangan at Mkang.

*Michael Kang Co-design adn layout artist for "Above Cloud 9" CD by Bill Johnson. *Michael Kang - a confused Californian who waits for the bus with his wife, their toddler, a stroller, golf clubs and bright luggage. *Michael Kang - Demarest, NJ high school football player for 2003 State finalists the Demarest Norsemen. *Michael Kang - 29-year-old male from La Mirada, CA who placed 66th in the December 7, 2003 Arden Energy Challenge Men's 10K Race with a time of 54:17. *Michael Kang Architect from the SmithGroup who led a tour of what the George Washington University promises as the most technologically advanced hospital in DC. *Michael Kang - Groom to LaRaine Tanita on May 19, 2001 where a lion danced. *Michael Kang - PhD Student at Applied Engineering Research Centre of the Kingston University London whose dissertation project is the "Large Eddy Simulation of Turbulent Diffusion Flames." This project is directed towards the improvement of subgrid scale (SGS) modelling in LES calculations of turbulent diffusion flames. It involves the implementation of a previously developed SGS combustion model based on the laminar flamelet concept and the coupling of this with Germano?s dynamic procedure for SGS turbulence and a finite volume based method for radiation. On the application side, the focus is on the structure and dynamics of turbulent diffusion flames. Comparison will be made with published experimental data on a range of mean and dynamic properties of turbulent diffusion flames involving puffing frequency, air entrainment rates, rms temperature and velocity fluctuations as well as the mean velocity and temperature fields. *Michael Kang - Admirer of the country Turkey who said, "I have a lady friend in istanbul and am learning a lot about your country. I alway admired your country because you sent the first UN army to s. Korea during the Korean war. I really appreciated that sacrifice. I hope our two nation be forever friend." *Michael Kang - Cambridge & District Table Tennis League 2003-2004 player. *Michael Kang - Alumnus of Washington University in St. Louis, Graduate Business School 1981, who was appointed president/general manager of Eastman-Kodak, Korea, in March 2000. *Michael Kang - Finished first two courses of sailing at US Sailing - Online Sailing Course and Lessons. Is also looking forward learning next "Bareboat" course.

*Michael Kang - Christmas reveller. *Michael Kang - President of Telegraph International, the answer for all your needs of OEM Casual Apparel production. *Michael Kang - Committee member of the American Chamber of Commerce in Canada who helped make the new Communications and Marketing program happen. *Michael Kang - Contact person for Union Chemical Ind. Co. Ltd in Taipei, Taiwan. *Michael Kang - Senior 2003 of Bronx High School of Science who swims on the Varsity Swim Team. (He also runs Cross Country and Outdoor Track).

*Michael Kang - 14-year-old hockey player who utilizes Doug Antoine's system for High Performance Efficiency Skating. *Michael Kang - an 18-year-old minority student and Web developer attending UC Berkley who as a partner at the Newport Beach Internet Startup launched the world's first live online technical support site, staffed by consultants working at home. *Michael Kang Contact person for Hanwha L&C Co., PVC Compound manufacturers. *Michael Kang - Explore Engineering Summer Science Camp Intern from UC Riverside in 2003 with an estimated date of graduation in 2007. *Michael Kang - Business Development Manager who oversees both the internal and external sales at Assemblix. He worked in the Marketing and Investment consultants fields and is currently doing a degree in Banking and Finance. *Michael Kang - A guy who single-handedly created a well of knowledge of Game Shark Codes. *Michael Kang - Owner of the Heritage Restaurant, a family establishment on the southern edge of Wichita, Kansas where you can get a hot meal and play a game of Club Keno. And if you win, they'll pay you in cash on the spot. *Michael Kang - Another Xanga user! I think that's five of us now -- we need to get a life.A Few More Random Finds (06/08)

*Michael Kang - Salesman / attendee of My Success Company workshop that said "The knowledge of new ways to close deals and to bypass objections helped me a great deal." *Michael Kang - Doctor who practices Orthopedic Surgery in Jamaica, New York, Rockville Centre, South Richmond Hill, and Valley Stream, New York. Dr. Michael Kang graduated from the Temple University with an MD and he graduated 8 years ago. *Michael Kang - President, Commercial Banking Division of Pacific Commerce Bank *Michael Kang - Flickr user who said "There's something about the spaces that are created in-between things that are so interesting to me. Some spaces are small and some are huge. The area spaces that are created between fingers, spaces between the bottom of your foot and the floor and changing space that's created when two friends sit at a table to talk. There are sexy spaces like the one that is created between the bottom of a shirt and somebody's navel, and funny ones created between some people's ears. I love spaces."

*Michael Kang - Appointed President, Director and CEO of NetCare on an interim basis, without salary. Reflecting on his appointment, Mr. Kang added: "The recent decline in our company's share price has been a powerful wakeup call. Investors felt that decisive action was necessary to preserve and protect their interests. The Company has been faced with several challenges that now require some very significant changes. I will slash operational expenses to allow the Company to achieve profitability in the near future, while rebuilding sales. The Company will also seek additional funding to stabilize the Company while the new measures are achieving the desired effect." *Michael Kang - Crazy ass sushi eater. (see youtube video) *Michael Kang - Unisys employee who posted on National Instruments discussion boards "Our company need to build test equipment for testing some RF equipment. We have to make a quick decision as whether to use LabView or LabWindows." *Michael Kang - Friend of Sullung000 who taught Michael and another friend how to snowboard. According to Sullung000, "After just 2 days of boarding they were carving up the mountain like pros." *Michael Kang - fourth-year mechanical engineering student and EWB representative who said

"Canadians are consuming much more than their rightful allotment." Michael Kang - the executive director of the Korean Produce Association who said Mrs. Fetissainte spat at the cashier and began messing up register displays. *Michael Kang - 2007-2008 USRowing Honorable Mention Scholastic Honor Roll Recipients *Michael Kang - St. Andrew's School graduate. *Michael Kang - vice president of The Korea Times in Oakland who said "There has already been a backlash against Korean Americans over the protests." *Michael Kang Photoblogger. *Michael Kang - owner of a garment manufacturing business and former president of the Korean American Manufacturers Association who said “Koreans don’t feel culturally that they have a right to [tell each other what to do]. A lot of times [manufacturers] will know the contractors outside of the business, maybe through church, or they will have a cousin who knows them. There’s no separation of business and personal relationships in the Korean community.” *Michael Kang - Senior Medical Planner at Shuguang Hospital at Shanghai Traditional Chinese Medical University SHANGHAI, CHINA *Michael Kang - Business Supervisorand contact for Shenzhen Xinhaiyuan I/E Co. Ltd., which specializes in Chinese tea (both green tea and black tea), walnuts, grandnuts. *Michael Kang - New Broker for GOTMORTGAGE.com *Michael Kang - Korean-based H&B Corp. developer who plans to put up a new corporation for export production of coco peats—a fine dust from coconut husks—currently enjoying brisk demand in Korea. The Korean company wanted to put up three processing plants in Davao and surrounding areas, with combined capacity of 100 metric tons per month, says Pasawa. “They were here scouting for raw materials and when they saw the raw materials readily available, they are ready to form a new company.” *Michael Kang chairman of the Ponggol Runners.M.I.A.Michael Kang - Prinicipal of the International English School. *Michael Kang - Healthcare Products Company President and CEO. *Michael Kang - Garment King of China and Ethiopia. Update: "The requested URL /markets/bb_profile.php was not found on this server." *Michael Kang - Ventura County Science Fair 1998 Special Award Winner (Computer Excellence Award for "Machine Versus Unabridged Print") *Michael Kang - Third year resident at New Jersey Medical School Department of Orthopaedics University Hospital. *Michael Kang - 2001 Arygle Secondary School Graduate. *Michael Kang - Site manager for "icb2b.net," The Biggest Database for Electronic Components. *Michael Kang - Though documented as company president, he supposedly was just a conduit to connect Roberto Lipavsky in Venezuela with Christopher Zacharais and others at Starnet offices in Vancouver for some shady gambling business venture called Strawberry Fields. *Michael Kang - Pro Audio Distributor in Seoul Korea. *Michael Kang - Former Varsity cheerleader for Centennial HighSchool in Boise, Idaho. *Michael Kang - Former Enron Employee. *Michael Kang - Managing director of Kast Technology who said, "With fix2000 now available to our corporate customers and dealer network, Kast Technology can now provide more than a comprehensive fix to the year 2000 problems on desktop computers. fix2000 offers our customers enterprise-wide solutions to the year 2000 problem on their corporate PC computer systems."So I guess it was true when my guidance counselor said I could become anything I wanted to. I actually already have.

PS How O.C.D. do you have to be to put together a list like this?