I was in L.A. last week and while I was shopping around I came across this fellow trying to stop me from buying my favorite Hostess Powdered Donuts( you know....the white and fluffy ones that stick to your teeth and leave a powdered residue around your mouth)
I had no choice but to call on my altered ego to the rescue.
It was a tough battle so I had to call on my good friend....Speed Racer.
Together we defeated the big piece of metal @#$% and enjoyed our donuts!!! or should I say DOH...LUTS.
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