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    Friday, Jan 30, 2009 2:37PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    There comes a time (perhaps many) when people cite an actor's performance as shit.  I, for one, have participated in many a movie and/or TV show that has been pure crap.  It happens...  But this is perhaps the first time in my life where I was actually required to perform the act of crapping for cinematic purposes.

    When I am lucky enough to choose a role, the barometer I use to determine if I wish to do it or not are simple...
    1) does it make my stomach flutter in excitement
    or
    2) does the thought of doing the role scare me
    This particular project scared me very much.  I remember my first kissing scene, my first sex scene, my first killing scene, etc.  All scary to do.  But nothing quite prepared me for this one.  I never thought that spending a day naked on a toilet dropping a deuce would be such a petrifying experience.  Perhaps if I were not naked on the can would the process have been more tolerable.  Probably the only saving grace for me is that one of my best friends wrote and directed this film.  So I'll have to thank Gene Rhee in advance for ruining any possibility of my ever having a political career.  Oh well...
    This is a short crap clip from my film THE TROUBLE WITH ROMANCE that WARNER BROS. is releasing nationally on Pay-per-View and OnDemand on Feb 1st.  It's a fun date movie that you can just order on your TV without ever leaving your couch or plush pad.
    Perhaps this one time I can feel good about doing some shit acting.
    I will now go into hiding...

    Video: http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-pxrDDD3TU


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  • fanman
    Official artist 
    posted on Wednesday, Feb 4, 2009 1:40AM
    i am still in hiding. osama and i are playing rock, scissor, paper for limited toilet paper and canned tuna.  we have but one blanket to share...
  • tankhenghua
    Official artist 
    posted on Tuesday, Feb 3, 2009 11:11PM [Report]
    hahahahah. the sound effects are fab! ... and of course, the acting is great too. hahahhahaha. romance is full of shit! i agree with you there!
  • egypt
    posted on Tuesday, Feb 3, 2009 12:08AM [Report]
    i like the concept if u now what i mean man. i like it
  • vivo
     
    posted on Monday, Feb 2, 2009 11:32PM [Report]
    hahaas.. love! it..
  • slink
    posted on Monday, Feb 2, 2009 6:55AM [Report]
    HA HA HA HA~!!!! LMAO wow... nearly popped a vein in the forehead .....
  • LClem71304
    posted on Monday, Feb 2, 2009 1:01AM [Report]
    I smell an Oscar....no wait. That's not what I smell.....
  • jasonwan8
    posted on Monday, Feb 2, 2009 12:58AM [Report]
    Haha  thats funny buddy. Nice one
  • MissScarlett
    posted on Saturday, Jan 31, 2009 12:14PM [Report]
    (resisting urge to make "light farts" remark...)
  • fanman
    Official artist 
    posted on Saturday, Jan 31, 2009 11:57AM
    i am in hiding now.  i am in a cave in afghanistan.  it's...so...dark...
  • enigma306
    posted on Saturday, Jan 31, 2009 8:39AM [Report]
    That's was creative writing.  You had me for a minute.  No wonder you don't  mind my being mental.  You belong in a hugme jacket right along side me.  It's funny how you said crap acting and choosing roles and I thought of Samuel L. Jackson.  (Throw Snakes From a Plane.  That's all I'm sayin'.)  He accepts every role he says.  Anywho, you should warn people not to watch it with headphones on.  ew I'm really afraid of what your character does next.  I can't wait to see the movie cuz I know you're gonna do something nasty.
  • Etchy
     
    posted on Saturday, Jan 31, 2009 3:40AM [Report]
    it takes skill to act that out...
  • MissScarlett
    posted on Saturday, Jan 31, 2009 1:43AM [Report]
    ROTFL   
    You. Rock.
    If anyone ever deserved an award for taking a dump, it's you. Truly classic.

    Oh, and what peachey said about sex and kissing scenes... ;)
  • peachey
    posted on Friday, Jan 30, 2009 11:04PM [Report]
    You weren't just crapping though. You were also having an emotional breakdown on the can. That's the meddle of a true performer. ;P

    Tell us about your first sex and kissing scenes.
  • Peachies
    Official artist 
    posted on Friday, Jan 30, 2009 5:38PM [Report]
    lol, I love it, Roger!
  • rottendoubt
     
    posted on Friday, Jan 30, 2009 4:49PM [Report]
    hahah that was a great scene!  =D
  • JRS
    posted on Friday, Jan 30, 2009 4:17PM [Report]
    That was one crappy job, dude.  

    Question:  Do you get a Razzy award for makin' razzies?  ;-)
  • pokedpenguin19
    posted on Friday, Jan 30, 2009 3:18PM [Report]
    LOL! :D
  • eric
    posted on Friday, Jan 30, 2009 3:01PM [Report]
    Bravo!
  • chungtsang
    Official artist 
    posted on Friday, Jan 30, 2009 2:51PM [Report]
    Haha, that was crap... literally

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