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  • Singapore Taxis

    Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 2:07AM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    Now we all know Singapore is a 'fine city' -No chewing gum, no peeing in lifts, no durians on trains, no smoking in public areas, no eating and drinking in taxis and buses, no loitering, no spitting, no jaywalking, and the list goes on for no no no's on the island....the no signs are everywhere and I have to say we have the funniest ones in the world..

    Including our lovely cabbies...this mighty fine taxi driver felt he needed to take our excessive laws into his own hands and created a special laminated DIY no sign of for his vehicle...



    Yup, he's covered his ass.
    He also states that if he drives like a maniac (as most Asian taxi drivers do), he's not responsible for your laptop if it flies through the window.
    But he wants you to take care and thanks you for strapping in. And not forgetting if you play musical chairs with your mates, it will cost you a fee. Be also reminded that Diesel oil has gone up, and he will charge you for the barrel on his tour de Singapore.

    And after the rollercoaster ride, please feel free to spew in one of the plastic bags provided.



    That's so sweet and generous. Aw shucks, I love Singapore Taxis...

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  • MICHELLE_KAY
    MICHELLE_KAY
    posted on Thursday, Sep 4, 2008 12:55AM [Report]
    hahahaha I gotta hunt for that cab in singapore! what I love about singapore cab is they are always so nice and friendly to a forever-lost-bunny like me..
  • vivo
     vivo
    posted on Friday, Aug 22, 2008 5:23PM [Report]
    poor taxi uncle.. he must had been tru lots..
  • bleupluie
    bleupluie
    posted on Wednesday, Aug 20, 2008 1:37AM [Report]
    kakaka...how come i never noticed them? to tell you the truth, i hardly take the taxi when i go to Singapore now...probably the next trip to Singapore, i'll take a ride...hee~
  • ruthhh
    ruthhh
    posted on Tuesday, Aug 19, 2008 2:41PM [Report]
    I wanna sit on that taxi. HAHA.

    to rottendoubt - because of the smell lol
  • rottendoubt
     rottendoubt
    posted on Monday, Aug 18, 2008 2:45PM [Report]
    no durians on trains?? because of the smell or because of the ability to use them as weapons?  =)
  • lluu
    lluu
    posted on Monday, Aug 18, 2008 7:21AM [Report]
    hahha. that's so funny... taxi's around the world should be this courteous! =P i don't think they even give you barf bags on that planes anymore...o.O
  • savineesookjai
    Official artist Savinee Sj
    posted on Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 8:48PM [Report]
    LOL
  • stefandelong
    Official artist Stefan Morawietz
    posted on Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 6:25PM [Report]
    Your blog entries never fail to crack me up. Keller... err, killer! ;-P
  • Seize_e_Day
    Seize_e_Day
    posted on Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 3:03PM [Report]
    Oh this cab uncle's funny, it seems he's been thru alot haha
  • Arez137
    Arez137
    posted on Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 10:18AM [Report]
    hey, wait a minute! I took this cab a few days back. It's a comfort delgro cab ain't it? Cuz I remembered he had all this signs on the back of the sit and it's the same exact one as the pics u posted. What a coincidence. =)
  • 4eVeRdAyDrEaMeR
    4eVeRdAyDrEaMeR
    posted on Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 9:45AM [Report]
    Cool taxi.... =.= Looks well prepared.. ;D
  • rorreta
    rorreta
    posted on Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 8:14AM [Report]
    Aw, kind and somewhat humorous~
  • Etchy
     Etchy
    posted on Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 6:42AM [Report]
    he probably had each one of those sitautions happen at least once... prompting him to make the signs... :-P
  • ryanstyle
    Official artist Ryanstyle
    posted on Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 5:07AM [Report]
    haha...even though i dont usually take cab..this is funny...

    but with rising erp...i might switch to public transport!
  • missyk
    Official artist MissyK*
    posted on Sunday, Aug 17, 2008 2:27AM [Report]
    OMG How do I contain my laughter any longer?? xx

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