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Dax Phelan
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My 10,000th Visitor

OK, ladies, it’s that time again.  

A few months back, having been inspired by Ba-ba-ba Boon, I decided to hold a little contest, through which I would award my page’s 5,000th visitor a date with… cough, cough, ahem… yours truly.  Unfortunately, the results of that particular contest, due to my own fault, were inconclusive. 

[Note: There was a slight chance that Carmella may have been my 5,000th visitor, but the official rules, specifically in regard to her “G.U.” status, would have made our rendezvous impossible anyway.  (Sorry, Carmella!)]

But I don’t see why we should let the shady results of the first contest spoil the possibility for a second contest, do you?  OK, since we're all in agreement on that point, here goes…

Right now, it is Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 3:55 PM (Central), my page has exactly 9,675 hits, and I can’t help but wonder…

Who will be my lucky Miss 10,000?

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the rules, I have re-printed them below.  They are pretty much the same as before with only one minor change (see new Rule #1.5):  

RULE #1.      You have to be female.  (Sorry, Boon.)

RULE #1.5    You cannot be a male, who invents a fake female account, in order to qualify.  (Sorry again, Boon.)

RULE #2.      You can’t be classically beautiful.  (I probably won’t be as interested.  See Jasons’ blog about Proust.)

RULE #3.      You have to live in either Hong Kong, Los Angeles, or New Orleans.  If you live in HK, you have to be willing to come to Mong Kok.  (Any chick, who isn’t willing to “slum it” in Mong Kok, doesn’t really interest me.)  

RULE #4.      You can’t be a member of the paparazzi and/or you cannot sell the juicy details of our evening together to the media.  (Sorry, but my lawyer says that I have to insist on this.)

RULE #5.      You can’t be a picky eater.  (Actually, if you’re an Asian chick, then there probably aren’t many things on any menu anywhere that will freak you out anyway.)  

RULE #6.      You have to be dynamite in the sack.  (Sorry, but my lawyer says that I have to insist on this, too.)

Those are all the rules I can think of at the moment.  However, I reserve the right to make amendments to these rules as I see fit.  :)  Let the refreshing begin!

-Dax

over 11 years ago 0 likes  44 comments  0 shares
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what a game!i better stay away from your page then because except for location, i fulfill all requirements.hehehhe...and i dont want to get into trouble with the girls in AnD and Boon of course *winks
over 11 years ago
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good luck with your contest this time around :)
over 11 years ago
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Hey, can you do a blog about the date afterward? Lots of pix and maybe a videotape and separate interviews afterward. With a follow up a week later.
over 11 years ago
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Why do you discriminate against New Yorkers? Weren't we punished enough by 9-11?
over 11 years ago
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Wait what does G.U. mean? lol haha, tempting, but I'll let an available girl go :) *huggles*
over 11 years ago
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Geez, its Thursday pm here *waves hello to everybody in the past* good luck, I hope all your requirements are met. hehe - Go Boon
over 11 years ago
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Oh ... good luck dax ... : ) hopefully she's will be a hot hot babe this time : )
over 11 years ago
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Dax.... just be prepared...that u may be kidnapped by torpedogang & choco mama.... : )
over 11 years ago
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what if your 10,000th used to be a man but recently had a certain operation in Thailand? ;)
over 11 years ago
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Yeah Dax! Im afraid it will be too Hot for you to handle....haha... are u ready? Lol...choco tom....
over 11 years ago
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Good luck... make sure you stay close to your computer so that you don't miss the 10,000th!
over 11 years ago
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Oops...I forgot.... gotta grab Boon....too : ) sounds fun?
over 11 years ago
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sha chocomama....its supposed to be a secret! haiz! and with all those beautiful "toys" i bought anonymously online...
over 11 years ago
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Sha dub = torpedogang .... oh ...... : ) Tried & tested ones aite.... I must grab some choco lotion too
over 11 years ago
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chocolotion...our favorite dessert topping.......on anything.....yummmmm
over 11 years ago
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*drool .... choco lotion is .... something for me to pour & ................ *slurp : )
over 11 years ago
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Dub... he's ready... are u ... : ) Need to get supplies..... Duct tape ..... ropes .....
over 11 years ago
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always....got my cuffs, scarves and leathers....and a few essensuals...
over 11 years ago
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haha watch you're gonna miss it like bert haa...
over 11 years ago
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Oh well I'm only 9,374. I live in LA and I love Mongkok (just not during the summer). Let us know who wins and I want to see pictures of your date. What does G.U. mean?
over 11 years ago
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oh man, you got Mindy going...
over 11 years ago
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dude, you're crazy man, don't do it, DON'T DO IT!
over 11 years ago
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it's up to 9,755 now...
over 11 years ago
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Is it wrong of me to hope you change the rule over boon.....I'm allowed to think about the two of you right?....A girl's got to have fun!....and I am already rip roaring on the road to hell anyway! And why would nobody want to be in Mong Kok anyway...I love that place! oh good luck with the competition, count is 9,777.....I'm rooting for Mindy.
over 11 years ago
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Haha! Let's hope it works out out better this time than 5,000 >_~ I guess that means you'll be vigilantly monitoring your visits.
over 11 years ago
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Etchy....u wanna join in : )
over 11 years ago
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hahaha..what is going to happen this time...??be sure to make a documentary out of it... or you are doing this because??? (real reason??)
over 11 years ago
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Where's the headshot submission requirement?
over 11 years ago
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I'm 9,816. :) I hope Boon is not your lawyer. =P
over 11 years ago
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Forgot to go through the checklist: #1 check #1.5 check #2 check check #3 thumbs down. Don't live in any of those places. But I love Mong Kok! #4 check #5 check #6 I'll have to talk to my lawyer about this ;)
over 11 years ago
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Ooh 9,854 now! I wonder who the lucky lady is going to be.
over 11 years ago
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Im rooting for Boon!
over 11 years ago
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Did you have a fight with Boon? Are you doing this to spite him? BoonDax ......... ;p
over 11 years ago
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ohhh God... Here we go again!
over 11 years ago
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its 9890....i think your counter will start to slow down shortly......good luck...see you on ur next blog...(doing the lucky chocodance for hot chocomama...)
over 11 years ago
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9898.............. boon boon boon
over 11 years ago
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hereeeee we go again dun dun dun dun
over 11 years ago
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9991... Good luck with the 10,000! =)
over 11 years ago
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heehehehehe awwww.. 100001!!!!
over 11 years ago
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I see you're at 10078. So who's the lucky gal?
over 11 years ago
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So do you have your Lucky 10,000???
over 11 years ago
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who is it?!??!??!
over 11 years ago
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These rules scare me...but I have to poke since somehow I ended up as Miss 20,000...has to go back to read the rule book to see what I'm getting myself into. It's hard to compete with....Boon!!!
over 11 years ago
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dude, insane.
over 11 years ago

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