The guy who gets off on getting CHOKED...

So you are a sports journalist, and all the big name sports like basketball, football and hockey are taken... and one day, your editor tells you to go and cover this new sport called "Mixed Martial Arts" and you say, alright...

Then your editor tells you to go shoot a feature on what it's like to be choked... and you look at the roster of these MMA dudes and you think, fuck that, I don't want to be choked out by these animals... then you find out that Gina Carano, this super hot, totally fit female MMA fighter and you say, hey, I'd pay money to let her choke me out... and you would be right, I would too...

Video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n38fLoH540QThen what happens is you get addicted to being choked, then you ask lightweight BJ Penn to choke you out...

Video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgbwP6Hn-lMAfter that, you think, if I can get a lightweight to do it, why not getting the Heavyweight champ Fedor to do it to me again...

Video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85GxcPvtYBEand this is how you get hooked, then one day you will find yourself inside a motel room in Bangkok, playing with your own belt and this is when your friends and family find you hanging off the closet rails with your pants around your ankles...