thats MS. ENG to you!!!!!!!!!!

i have a teaching position as an art instructor at visual21! someone gave me authority?? BE AFRAID!!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA! im so stoked! i will be helping kids make their portfolios…!! The classroom is intimate and it will be three classes a week.

i want to introduce…

*graphic art books

*new artists (masters, urban, etc.)

*different styles of art (pop surrealism, etc)

*different mediums (experiment with acrylic, newspaper, graphite, photography, etc)

i will also teach…

*“laundry lists” to illustrate and concept ideas for artwork

*thumbnail and comp projects

*make personal calenders to accomplish their projects on time, deadlines bitches! ill assign homework if i have to.. yaaa power trips!

*visual language; interpreting shapes of characters (circular = friendly, etc.)

*1,2,3 reads… how to construct a visually successful piece

*etc. etc.

…sssstttooookkkeeeddddd…! no my mom will be happy i have some sort of 9-5pm. as if apparel, art freelance, gallery work, and promo work wasnt enough..