足球小流氓服裝

I'm certain that the title of this blog entry is an atrocious attempt at translation that doesn't say what I want it to.

This probably doesn't either:  吹我Today I picked up what I thought was a wildly inexpensive kitchen towel. Well, not only does it turn out to be quite a bit larger than expected, it's also not really a towel at all! Look: It's a Chinese footie scarf!!I don't know anything at all about Chinese football leagues or teams, or , well, anything, so I translated it using the internet. Apparently football really is the universal language, because the scarf actually says...

"Who the f@#$ are Xian United?"

If the pollution doesn't clear up soon I will lose my mind from being cooped up. My house has never been so picked up, straightened up, and orderly. I feel like I broke into a stranger's flat.