Movie Preview: Kung Fu Hip Hop 2

For those about to suck, I salute you.

It’s movies like this that make my life what it is.

If I swap my spleen with my colon, this movie becomes a giant box of  Oat Bran.

This movie may as well wear a t-shirt that says “Sh*t on me… please.”

This film is playing in only one theatre in Hong Kong.

No need to wonder why.

But I will go, and I will watch it, and I will review it.

Because you know you want it.

You filthy little freaks.

Besides, I am fairly certain I will laugh myself silly at this farce.

Let’s see if I can guess any dialogue/tag lines…

Far East Side, chigga!

Straight out of Shanghai, 三八 !

Pollutin’ ain’t easy.

Top of the Chinese food chain.

三八 better have my  小籠饅頭.

Try to stop China’s peaceful rise and I’ll bust a cap in your @ss.

Hip Hop and you don’t stop hating Japan.

The movie opens Thursday, but I am already going to see Ip Man 3that day.

I’m sure I’ll need to see Kung Fu Hip Hop 2 quickly; I doubt it will be here long.

Who wants to tag along?