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  • home intruder...

    Tuesday, Sep 25, 2007 6:31PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    It was a weekend full of both suprise and embarrassment.  Imagine my suprise when my best pal Onimal (Andy On) phoned and ask for my assistance in dealing with a home intruder! 

    I have always felt that a picture is worth a thousand words, so the pics below should add up to about 4000+ words of illustrated story telling...

    | 上周末充滿了驚喜和尷尬。好友Onimal(Andy On)打電話來求助,要我幫忙對付一個非法入侵者時,我非常驚訝!

    我總認為一張照片勝千言,所以下面的照片講了一個超過4000字、配了插圖的故事

    上周末充满了惊喜和尴尬。好友Onimal(Andy On)打电话来求助,要我帮忙对付一个非法入侵者时,我非常惊讶!

    我总认为一张照片胜千言,所以下面的照片讲了一个超过4000字、配了插图的故事

    "yo, some dude just snuck into my house and started singing and dancing all crazy, he's really starting to get on my nerves..."

    | “yo,有個家夥潛入我家,開始瘋狂唱歌、跳舞,他真的讓我抓狂了…”
    | “yo
    ,有个家伙潜入我家,开始疯狂唱歌、跳舞,他真的让我抓狂了…”

    "WHAT THE CRAP?!!?!! I'LL BE RIGHT OVER SO WE CAN START THE BEATING!"

    | “有這種事?!!?!!我馬上到,一起揍他!”
    | “
    有这种事?!!?!!我马上到,一起揍他!”

    "IT'S ME!!! YOUR FRIEND AND DANCING SENSATION, VAN NESS WU-JIN-HAO!!!!! OHHH...FOR THE LOVE OF JEWELCRAFTING!!! PLEASE STOP HITTING ME!!!!!"

    | “是我!!!你們的朋友、會跳舞的那個吳建豪!!!!!看在上帝份上!!!請不要打我了!!!!!”
    | “
    是我!!!你们的朋友、会跳舞的那个吴建豪!!!!!看在上帝份上!!!请不要打我了!!!!!”

    Whoa... imagine our suprise and embarrassment when we realized who we were beating.  I mean, I guess we just got a little over-excited. 

    Apparently, Van was getting sick and tired of us ignoring his calls and msn messages, so he decided to come to HK personally for some love from his homies (but got a beating instead).  I bought him a bag of Cheezels and a bottle of cold water after the incident, so I think everything is cool between us now.  In retrospect, we should have took a closer look before we started beating him, but to be quite honest, we really couldn't recognize him... not really a fan of his stuff I guess... so we really can't  be blamed for anything but beating a stranger who just happened to turn out to be one of our closest friends...

    |當我們最後認出了被打的人時,很是驚訝和尷尬。我的意思是,有點興奮過度。

    原來吳建豪因為我們不接他電話、不回MSN短信而不舒服,他決定偷偷到香港來看望兄弟們(而不是得到一頓好打)。於是我給他買了一袋芝士圈和一瓶冰水作為安慰,現在沒事了。我們早該在打之前好好看清楚,但是我們真的沒認出是他可能因為不是他的粉絲所以不能怪我們,誰知道在打的陌生人竟然會是自己最親密的好朋友呢

    当我们最后认出了被打的人时,很是惊讶和尴尬。我的意思是,有点兴奋过度。

    原来吴建豪因为我们不接他电话、不回MSN短信而不舒服,他决定偷偷到香港来看望兄弟们(而不是得到一顿好打)。于是我给他买了一袋芝士圈和一瓶冰水作为安慰,现在没事了。我们早该在打之前好好看清楚,但是我们真的没认出是他可能因为不是他的粉丝所以不能怪我们,谁知道在打的陌生人竟然会是自己最亲密的好朋友呢

Entry comments (72)

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  • PurpleCraze
    posted on Thursday, Mar 18, 2010 1:21AM [Report]
    LOOOOOOOL .
  • tzsa
    posted on Wednesday, Feb 3, 2010 9:59PM [Report]
    哈哈 这叫不说不笑不热闹 ~~~很和谐哦
  • clairelee83
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 23, 2009 9:41PM [Report]
    lame lah..
  • icecain
    posted on Tuesday, Jun 30, 2009 3:53PM [Report]
    大佬~你超搞嘢啊
  • chenshanyan
    posted on Saturday, Mar 14, 2009 7:12PM [Report]
    安志杰。。。嘿嘿
  • bingbinging
    posted on Monday, Aug 4, 2008 3:20PM [Report]
    Funny!
  • se7endays
    posted on Wednesday, Jul 30, 2008 4:16PM [Report]
    本山大叔忽悠的么~
  • MissScarlett
    posted on Monday, Jul 28, 2008 3:30AM [Report]
    "we really couldn't recognize him..."

    It's totally NOT your fault!

    I'd just been a while since you'd seen Van with a natural hair color, that's all =D  Completely within the realm of possibility that "this one" was an alien clone. Can't be too careful =O
  • kenkin
    posted on Sunday, Jul 13, 2008 8:06PM [Report]
    章鱼~
  • kenkin
    posted on Sunday, Jul 13, 2008 8:06PM [Report]
    虾米表情啊。。。。
  • critterdee
    posted on Monday, Jun 16, 2008 1:48AM [Report]
    HA! You guys are nutz! At least Van has his protector (or security dolly) in this pic!  LOL Love the looks guys!
  • casara
    posted on Monday, Jun 9, 2008 6:40AM [Report]
    you guys are a bunch of goofs...

    kick his ass!!.. lmao
  • bingbinging
    posted on Sunday, Jun 8, 2008 1:47PM [Report]
    fanny  !
  • shancai1978
    posted on Tuesday, Jun 3, 2008 2:33AM [Report]
    hahaha funny vanness funny face
  • phyllis_yu
    posted on Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:25PM [Report]
    I like vanness about 5 years,and  you just 3 years.I am very happy your make friends. my two love!!ha  ha  ha  
  • phyllis_yu
    posted on Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:21PM [Report]
    ha ha .very Q.
  • ino_wei
    posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 1:01AM [Report]
    AH! Da eyeballz! Giv me a toot-pick, I'll separate it for ya! *kekeke*
  • JediJean
    posted on Wednesday, Apr 30, 2008 11:07PM [Report]
    The 3 stooges??!? LOL! :-)
  • AsianShoes
    posted on Wednesday, Apr 30, 2008 10:50PM [Report]
    ahahhaha omggg look at vanness facee!!!!!  fishyyyy xD
  • snever
    posted on Tuesday, Apr 8, 2008 10:18PM [Report]
    lovely !~hoho~~
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