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Thursday, Jul 22, 2010 1:51PM / Standard Entry
this is really something....haha....especially lession 5 & 6....a lot more than bullshit i can say
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower, just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands David, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, David says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of David.. After a few seconds, David hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ' Who was that?'
'It was David, the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide
up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of
you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.. 'I want to be in the
Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof!
She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone..
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I
want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and
do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
It's full of nutrients..'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top
of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Sh#t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize how warm he was..
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh#ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh#t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh#t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!Share 
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Tuesday, Jun 15, 2010 4:35PM / Standard Entry
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Blog: Wednesday, Nov 4
Wednesday, Nov 4, 2009 8:56PM / Standard Entry
Been doing preperation in the pass few days on the land.......and today I planted some cherry tomatos and hope they can catch up to the harvest time in Feb....
right after I planted them....I did some further preperation on a larger area and hopefully I will get hold of some lemond basil hohoho
.....and as you can see from the picture below....on the right hand side of my land, there are lot of corns and they are growing pretty well.....there actually a lot to learn in organic farming ....been trying hard.......
will up date....finger cross
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3 weeks 2 Expo
Saturday, Oct 31, 2009 10:39PM / Standard Entry
Got two invitations in the pass 3 weeks from two dear friend of us, that we got to knew them since the beginning of MADEinHK.....
The first one was from Nimchi, a female artest base in HK, a very sweet lady with magic hands.......its was a very interesting expo i got to say, but it was a shame that, we havent had a camera with us that day
The second one was from Master Wong who helps us a lot through out the whole MADEinHK trend and we really have to say thx very much for your support.
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Lately
Wednesday, Oct 28, 2009 10:06PM / Standard Entry
Almost stepping into the third month of being a farmer so called......happy & sour really.....kind of miss doing MADEinHK, but anyhow, MADEinHK aint going anywhere anyway.....not much support boys & girls not much support....you heard me.....
Check the photos out......three different kind of tomatos that planted for about 2 - 3 weeks.....along with some salad green.....
More to go.......
Took some time out to check out places around the farm......
Breakfast under the sun shine.....
涼茶(LEUNG"COLD or COOL" TEA)....stuff that i could never really explain in english.....this thing actually could suppress my anger & fire......haha.....yup its purple called 紫背天葵!!
And closing up with an Egg Tart Halloween style ....
THE END - WILL.C.
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