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  • Got it from my friend.....

    Thursday, Jul 22, 2010 1:51PM / Standard Entry / Members only

    this is really something....haha....especially lession 5 & 6....a lot more than bullshit i can say

    Lesson 1:
    A man is getting into the shower, just as his wife is finishing up her 
    shower, when the doorbell rings.
    The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
    When she opens the door, there stands David, the next-door neighbor.
    Before she says a word, David says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked 
    in front of David.. After a few seconds, David hands her $800 and leaves.
    The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
    When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ' Who was that?'
    'It was David, the next door neighbor,' she replies.
    'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
    Moral of the story:
     If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with 
    your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable 
    Lesson 2:
    A priest offered a Nun a lift.
    She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
    The priest nearly had an accident.
    After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
    The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
    The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide 
    up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
    The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
    Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
    On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. 
    It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
    Moral of the story:
     If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great 
    Lesson 3:
    A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to 
    lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
    They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of 
    you just one wish.'
    'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.. 'I want to be in the 
    Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! 
    She's gone.
    'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , 
    relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of 
    Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone..
    'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I 
    want those two back in the office after lunch.'
    Moral of the story:
     Always let your boss have the first say.
    Lesson 4
    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
    A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and 
    do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a 
    sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
    Moral of the story:
     To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
    Lesson 5
    A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to 
    the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
    'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 
    It's full of nutrients..'
    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him 
    enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
    Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top 
    of the tree.
    He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
    Moral of the story:
     Bull Sh#t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...
    Lesson 6
    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird 
    froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to 
    realize how warm he was..
    The dung was actually thawing him out!
    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A 
    passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow 
    dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
    Moral of the story:
     (1) Not everyone who sh#ts on you is your enemy.
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh#t is your friend.
    (3) And when you're in deep sh#t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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  • eunicesum
    posted on Monday, Mar 21, 2011 7:13AM [Report]
    This is good, cure Monday blue :)
  • hikaru
    Official artist 
    posted on Saturday, Jul 24, 2010 9:10PM [Report]
    specially I have to remember lesson 6:P
  • peachey
    posted on Friday, Jul 23, 2010 2:49AM [Report]
    haha, these are great.
  • Dreamy
    posted on Friday, Jul 23, 2010 2:38AM [Report]
    haha these are funny
  • Etchy
    posted on Thursday, Jul 22, 2010 2:02PM [Report]
    ha! good ones!

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