the ironies of life

The ironies of life.

" I will never say Never"

" I don't like judgemental people"

" I am a humble person"

"WHY ARE U ALWAYS SHOUTING?!!!"

" I don't know how to lie"

" It's not that I don't love u,but I just don't feel the same way anymore."

" U are a great guy,that is why U should not be with me."

" U always bear grudges.I already forgot the fact that U did that so many times in the past."

"Don't worry,noone knows about this."

"Everyone knows I am a private person."

Find these familiar?I was just recounting how many ironies keep blinking in our faces all the time. Annoying isn't it? Let's hope we don't annoy other people in exactly the same way.

OH and before I forget,the number one winner that takes the cake is this one.

"I am going to so SURPRISE u on your birthday hahahaha. I know U like surprises."