My dogs an idiot.

So I was bleaching my kitchen floor, ( yes I do that.. ) and I all of a sudden see my dog Tallulah (lulu) starts throwing up everywhere. I soon realized she had gotten into the kitchen and started drinking the bleach water. I started freaking out and right away ran to the phone and called a dog poison control hot line.  I told them what happend, and they said "Okay stay calm. We can help you with this emergency, but we charge 65 dollars to do so. Or you know, your dog could die." Because I was worried she could die I said ok and gave her my credit card number, then said "Okay now what should I do?!?!" She said... "Give her water and she will be fine." . . . . . . . 

REALLY? realllyyyyyy. Fuck you mam. 

Anyway. Thats my story. I wanted to share that with you guys, so if your idiot bulldog decides to drink bleach you will know what to do.  Im still pretty salty that I spent $65 on a pet hotline rather then at Bloomingdales or target. But I will get over it. At least lulu is healthy right?

PS. That picture of her is when she was at the beach, and she ran around trying to eat the sand.