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  • A typist...

    Wednesday, May 4, 2011 6:06PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    ...I, tragically, am not.

    I'm terrible with emails and blogs because it takes me about three and a half times longer than the average person to hammer out a response.  

    A friend marveled at my latent inability the other day, telling me that I was the only person she knew that didn't know how to type.  

    Ouch.  Yes, please pour more salt into my wound.

    I remember when we were kids in elementary school a teacher implored of us to take typing classes when it was later offered as an elective, because it would serve us in the modern world for the rest of our lives...

    Yes, of course it will!  And of course I shall!  


    And then I believe I signed up for underwater badminton, or some other equally compelling and useful elective.  

    So fast forward all this time, and in fact, here I am now- sitting in the middle of this modern world, trying to learn to type without looking at the keyboard:  

    I jsurt (FAIL) can't seem to be consistent ensounf (FAIL) to wean myseld (FAIL) off the need to diveryt (FAIL) my eyeballs from the keuboard (FAIL).

    So, back to seventh grade for me- one repetitive keystroke at a time.  I've found a program in the Mac store that looks to offer salvation from the damnation of being a type cripple for the rest of my days- it's not sexy, but I've got high hopes for it-

    Lesson one, let the good times roll:



    But damn, you'd think I'd at least have a ferocious underwater badminton game to show for my misspent youth...

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  • KatyaP
    posted on Tuesday, Nov 1, 2011 12:26AM [Report]
    Isn't it kind of ironic that your character on CSI is a tech expert?
    But that being said, yes I am grateful for all the hours my mother had me spend practicing my typing in front of the computer even though 9-year-old me had much rather go out to enjoy the sunshine.
  • WendyPan
    posted on Sunday, Jul 3, 2011 3:48PM [Report]
    I think if you update your blog more often and you will type very will:D加油!
  • desmondso
    Official artist 
    posted on Monday, May 9, 2011 12:42AM [Report]
    That's not proper equipment.  I know cause I took the same course.
  • mitsui
    posted on Friday, May 6, 2011 1:21AM [Report]
    Dear Archie, it‘s very nice to see your update. There are some mini game for practicing typing or there are some kinds of writing pad for Mac.
    By the way, good luck for the underwater badminton game.^_^
  • chungtsang
    Official artist 
    posted on Thursday, May 5, 2011 6:09PM [Report]
    Get a voice recognition program to type for you.
  • beixin
    posted on Thursday, May 5, 2011 3:34PM [Report]
    水下羽毛球~
    ╮(╯_╰)╭
  • rottendoubt
     
    posted on Thursday, May 5, 2011 10:39AM [Report]
    i think there are some typing games that can help too.  

    good to hear from you!
  • Pickles
    posted on Thursday, May 5, 2011 2:36AM [Report]
    Hahaha@ that last picture! Though few and far between, your posts are always a pleasure to read. Thank you!
  • crunchy_11877
    posted on Wednesday, May 4, 2011 8:39PM [Report]
    There is that dragon software in the market... Speak to the computer and it will type it for you ; )
  • Etchy
     
    posted on Wednesday, May 4, 2011 6:23PM [Report]
    he lives!  


    don't worry... my father can't type very well...  of course he is much older than you... and worked in an age when secretaries did everyone's typing... but its ok!

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