Urgent Medical Alert!!!!!!!

The USFDA is issuing a recall due to statistically significant reports of adverse outcomes from a in-home do-it-yourself frontal lobotomy kit.

Patients don't actually die-they become undead.

If you have purchased one of these kits report it immediately to your local USFDA office and return by double registered mail to the manufacturer for a full refund.

MUA-Hiromi Nakashima