But what about your celebrity sex tapes and photos? Don't let Edison outdo you guys. One of you needs to go take your laptop for "service". Kira is waiting...

Oh, I had no idea there was so much drama between you guys. It's true though, the minute I met Rob, I know that clown was a control freak. Still, I hope you guys can keep it together, if not for each other, do it for the children. But the fortune cookie? I'd give my left nut for one of those in China. Hey, hey, hey, I'm talking about my walnuts. You guys are so juvenile.