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To the ordinary man, and to the untrained taste buds. Food may just be something to take away the knawwwing sensation of your insides. But to the GrandMaster of Hotel Room Service...Food...is a way of living...a form of art, a masterpiece in it's way of consumption...a zen way of gluttony if you will....I say this not becus I'm a tubby chubby boy at heart. No, no... I say this becus i've finally reached pure enlightenment in this grand art form. Yes...I have achieved and, have the highest ranking Sausage linked belt in this way of life...only instead of using stripes to show the degrees of our studdlyness, we use the metric system. This is so we are able to truly measure the flexbility and discipline of our art form.

Although it was in good thought, and a nice gesture of Onimal to take out the rest of the Clan for dinner at Ruth Chris's.....WITHOUT ME!!!!!!! That is where you will see how their years of training went out the door WITHOUT ME!!!!! I've recently received pictures that I will share with you in good time.....to show you what happens......what happens when you do not have a trained professional with you while attempting this danger task. Also how dangerous it can be....(pictures provided by one of the "4 Food Group Ninja Clan")

"I don't feel too good you guys...guys???? Where the fuck did they go!?!!?? Shit.......I really...I don't feel....I'm gonna puke...Master would be so disappointed....sigh.....OH GOD.....YAK!!!***** "

"Where's Phil...?"

"I may not have the highest Sausage link metric black belt...but I'm always prepared!!!"

Lesson Of The Day- Don't eat Ruth Chris's WITHOUT ME...FACKERS!!! | To the ordinary man, and to the untrained taste buds. Food may just be something to take away the knawwwing sensation of your insides. But to the GrandMaster of Hotel Room Service...Food...is a way of living...a form of art, a masterpiece in it's way of consumption...a zen way of gluttony if you will....I say this not becus I'm a tubby chubby boy at heart. No, no... I say this becus i've finally reached pure enlightenment in this grand art form. Yes...I have achieved and, have the highest ranking Sausage linked belt in this way of life...only instead of using stripes to show the degrees of our studdlyness, we use the metric system. This is so we are able to truly measure the flexbility and discipline of our art form.

Although it was in good thought, and a nice gesture of Onimal to take out the rest of the Clan for dinner at Ruth Chris's.....WITHOUT ME!!!!!!! That is where you will see how their years of training went out the door WITHOUT ME!!!!! I've recently received pictures that I will share with you in good time.....to show you what happens......what happens when you do not have a trained professional with you while attempting this danger task. Also how dangerous it can be....(pictures provided by one of the "4 Food Group Ninja Clan")

"I don't feel too good you guys...guys???? Where the fuck did they go!?!!?? Shit.......I really...I don't feel....I'm gonna puke...Master would be so disappointed....sigh.....OH GOD.....YAK!!!***** "

"Where's Phil...?"

"I may not have the highest Sausage link metric black belt...but I'm always prepared!!!"

Lesson Of The Day- Don't eat Ruth Chris's WITHOUT ME...FACKERS!!! | To the ordinary man, and to the untrained taste buds. Food may just be something to take away the knawwwing sensation of your insides. But to the GrandMaster of Hotel Room Service...Food...is a way of living...a form of art, a masterpiece in it's way of consumption...a zen way of gluttony if you will....I say this not becus I'm a tubby chubby boy at heart. No, no... I say this becus i've finally reached pure enlightenment in this grand art form. Yes...I have achieved and, have the highest ranking Sausage linked belt in this way of life...only instead of using stripes to show the degrees of our studdlyness, we use the metric system. This is so we are able to truly measure the flexbility and discipline of our art form.

Although it was in good thought, and a nice gesture of Onimal to take out the rest of the Clan for dinner at Ruth Chris's.....WITHOUT ME!!!!!!! That is where you will see how their years of training went out the door WITHOUT ME!!!!! I've recently received pictures that I will share with you in good time.....to show you what happens......what happens when you do not have a trained professional with you while attempting this danger task. Also how dangerous it can be....(pictures provided by one of the "4 Food Group Ninja Clan")

"I don't feel too good you guys...guys???? Where the fuck did they go!?!!?? Shit.......I really...I don't feel....I'm gonna puke...Master would be so disappointed....sigh.....OH GOD.....YAK!!!***** "

"Where's Phil...?"

"I may not have the highest Sausage link metric black belt...but I'm always prepared!!!"

Lesson Of The Day- Don't eat Ruth Chris's WITHOUT ME...FACKERS!!! | 普通の人、それも、訓練されていない味蕾にとって 食べ物って、おなかのなかで騒ぐ腹ペコ虫を退治するものだったりするかも知れないね 。でも、ホテルのルームサービスの専門家(=van)にとっての・・食べ物・・って生きるための手段だったり、ワザであったり、その技を使った傑作だった り・・いうなれば大食いの禅道・・・ボクの根性がぽっちゃり小僧っていってるわけじゃないよ。 いやいや・・ついにボクはこの偉大なるワザにおいて悟りを開いたよ。 そう・・、最高級のソーセージがこのワザとベルトでつながってることに。・・・

ぼくらの友情の程度はソーセージにスジいれる代わり に センチ刻みでわかったさ。ぼくらはこのワザがどこまで持つか、訓練できるってことだ。

 夕食をしにルース・クリス(=ステーキ屋さん)に一族の残りのやつらを連れて行く鬼丸(=漫画YAIBAにでてくる、刃のライバル )のまねは面白かったし、いい考えだとは思うけど・・・「僕抜き」でさ!!!!

どんだけやつらが長年トレーニングしてたかがわかると思うよ、『僕抜き』でドアをすり抜けるかさ!!!!

最近、写真をもらったんだ、そのうち見せるね・・なにがあったのか・・・

プロの訓練を受けていなくて、キケンな任務を遂行する時としたらにどうなるか・。どんだけキケンなのかも・・(4食品群のニンジャ一族の一人の提供による画像)

 「いい気持ちなわきゃないじゃん・・あいつらどこ言った。・・・ちッ・・・ほんとに・・

うえ~吐きソー・あ~あ、ガッカリ・・(ため息)・・ナンダヨ・・・ぎゃは****

”フィル、どこいった?・・・・”

「ボクは高級ソーセージに関する黒帯はとれないかも、だけど・・・でもいつでも用意(抜け駆け)できてるよ!」byフィル

今日の教訓--ボク抜きでルース クリスに食べに行くな~~・・ばかああああ!!!

almost 12 years ago 0 likes  46 comments  0 shares
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LOL, funny post. =)
almost 12 years ago
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LMFAO. thts cute ahaha
almost 12 years ago
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Are you serious? Did he really throw up that steak? What a waste. Next time they'll think twice before they have steak without you. Anyways, that was a funny post. Thanks for sharing. I really needed something funny to read today.
almost 12 years ago
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Well dear zen master of all things culinary.... Next time ya come to Vegas- let us know and we'll take ya to Ruth Chris'.... who knows, maybe I can get some of the Climax fam to come with and a good game of basketball afterwards to work off the dinner can be arranged! ( then of course there are the clubs out here too! Tao, Risque, Revolution, Asia, Poetry (just opened)- ha ha! and of course we have LOTS of buffets- after all, it's Vegas! ( besides that, you really need to do a full show out here anyway! The Kelly Chen Show guest spot was a tease! ) peace- ~_^
almost 12 years ago
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wow..new blog entry.. we all love to eat.food makes us all happy..especially when we share it with people you call friends..isnt it? =) i think they should treat you a full meal next time when you hang out with them..so Philip and the rest should ready their pockets hahaha
almost 12 years ago
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STEAK~ Yummy Food!!! don't angry with FACKERS , hahaha... Van Ness, you can join with them next time. LOL
almost 12 years ago
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Haha, poor dude. Just feel the need to lash out, don't you? You must feel so left out.... betrayed..... anything else to describe it?
almost 12 years ago
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mmm....buttery steak....
almost 12 years ago
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Hahahaha.... poor Phil... Grandmaster should give him more trainings ne...
almost 12 years ago
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ewwww...gross. lol :P
almost 12 years ago
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haaa... Poor V... u seems really "angry" this time... U may consider live in HK... (as u said that before u cant cos this a lot of dogs follow u all the time...) ... haaaa... I think next time they won't dare to go RUTH CHRIS without u..... :P
almost 12 years ago
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Oh man this is funny lol.
almost 12 years ago
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Hey, V Dubb... do you know the fire at Southern Calif... is real bad. Feel sorry for those people who lost their homes. :-( Still burning.... hope the Santa Ana wind will die down soon so the firefighters can put out the fire asap.
almost 12 years ago
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*dang! I'm having my lunch!!! Hey! Out of curiosity.. how did you name Van Ness come about?
almost 12 years ago
Bleupluie 89 sono
i believe this is a blog in respond to Phil's sharing is caring blog...haha, u guys are really heating this place up! interesting...interesting...
almost 12 years ago
Philipng
alrite alrite... Onimal, Daph and I will never ever-ever eat food without you again, ok? I mean, I know I ain' t no food master, but at least I'm always prepared...
almost 12 years ago
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HAHA!Amusing
almost 12 years ago
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haha!! =)
almost 12 years ago
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OH~~ happy to see the news I'm voting for you congratulations~~
almost 12 years ago
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lol...Do you think you managed to get the message across about you being missing on that day??. You guys have great humor...Your blogs are so much fun.
almost 12 years ago
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YO dubb zen master...wahaha...a reply to PHiL blog-SHARING is CARING...haha...yours truly-phil really throw out everything??haha...poor him...and those steaks in his blog really look yummy...nvm, get him to treat u nex time Zen Master... u guys really cheer this place up....love it
almost 12 years ago
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Yesterday was my birthday, hoped could good take far me you, let you have joyful。Fighting!
almost 12 years ago
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keke this post's really funnie Van Ness... You're such a food lover :)
almost 12 years ago
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Hey, you will have a chance to eat in next time with them!! Pls forgive Philip. He is apologize you so much!! Hahaha~. Don't miss to go Ruth Chris's with them in next time!! sam★
almost 12 years ago
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someone is not happy. hahaha
almost 12 years ago
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ROFL xDD its okayy...go eat some really really good food without them...and call it evenn=) plus...philip promised he wont eat without u again...u have...many witnesses =)
almost 12 years ago
Philipng
Alrite, once and for all, here's the truth - We saved Van's life by eating at Ruth's Chris. If Onimal, Daph, and I really decided to never eat anything unless Van is in Hong Kong, we would surely die of starvation. And I know for a FACT that Andy-Onimal gets mad-rage when he faces even the 'likelihood' of hunger. All I know is that if we didn’t go with Onimal to Ruth's Chris that day he would surely have morphed into an unstoppable killer-berserk-creature (powered by his hunger-induced-rage, one of Andy’s real life super-powers). Then he would have LITERALLY ran over the ocean (I've seen him do it before, many times) all the way to Taiwan to eat Van Ness Wu alive... We SAVED your life, V... and eating without you (though dangerous without a 'Sausage link metric black belt' at our side) was a chance we had to take (for your sake)... We did for your safety, all for your safety! We deserve praise not condemnation!
almost 12 years ago
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ははは~~!! Sometimes eat the thick steak, ok? By the way, I knew the massive conflagration in L.A on the tv. I REALLY shocked !! Are a your family and homies in iRVINE all right? You will worry about it ・・・・ May God, the damage be limited at a minimum・・・・
almost 12 years ago
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ahahahaha, take them out on the 25th.... and enjoy eating together...
almost 12 years ago
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lol...u guys really funny...i cant stop laughing reading ur blog n urs truly reply ...haha..emm..daph also going crazy with u guys..i tot she is a serious 1...she looks serious+scary..shh... :-)
almost 12 years ago
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Darn stupid confirmation codes! I had a witty comment all typed up and it disappeared... mutter, mutter, mutter... Anyway, obviously going to Ruths Chris without someone as skilled in eating as yourself (or myself as the case may be as I regularly enjoy flabbergasting wait staff with how much food I can pack into this small body of mine) is a bad, bad idea.
almost 12 years ago
Bleupluie 89 sono
wahahaha...this is getting maaad funny with Phil's responds...
almost 12 years ago
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After seeing pictures of the actual food on Philip's site, I gotta agree with you, you missed out :( - Ps. you guys are HILARIOUS together...
almost 12 years ago
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Haha aww bless ya heart
almost 12 years ago
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hehe, reasonable complanation of V's, wise explaination from Philip
almost 12 years ago
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hahaha...you are so cute, VanN... =D don't la feel so envy...hehehe...let me tell you one good method...learn from watching too many movies...hehehe... next time remember to place some sort of trackers onto Phil and the rest so that whenever they go anywhere without you around the trackers will alert you of it...hehehe...some sort like GPS...then, you can go and hunt them down and give them the big surprise...hahaha... = P Who knows...it might work out fine...hehehe
almost 12 years ago
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was disappointed with ya in Kung Fu Fighter, but u clearly got potetial... as seen back in Star Runner! neo
almost 12 years ago
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Thanks for your witty article about food Your sense of humor is worth a king of food! How about black belt made of steak of Ruth Chris's? anyway,Philip saves your life!! ha-ha-ha actually,i could understand real meaning ,after reading Pilip blog !
almost 12 years ago
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LOL!!!! I'm a food freak too lo~~
almost 12 years ago
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I also like eating good healthy food like you... ;)
almost 12 years ago
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You're a fat boy at heart? Couldn't tell it by lookin. I was a fat girl for a while, but figured out what it was; too much freakin pasta, potatoes, and rice! Yogurt & other dairy products (keep dem bones strong! :), veggies & fruit, and lean cuts of meat (especially bison), poultry & fish have become my best food friends! :)
over 11 years ago
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FOOOOOOOOOOD! hehe...I like the whole 4 Food Group Ninja Clan thing! hehe
over 10 years ago
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SNEAKING OFF WITHOUT U EH!
about 10 years ago
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额~~~~又是英文...啥办?看不懂耶~ 不管怎么说,永远支持你,永远爱你... xi xi....
over 9 years ago
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哈哈,,看不懂。。查查字典啥意思。。为了VV开始慢慢学吧。我也看不太明白。。
about 9 years ago
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这篇不太懂,可能要看第二遍第三遍了,就是有些词可能字典上面也查不到,字典上面查不到的字我觉得就不是很好看的字,这篇大概是说食物什么的,我觉得食物好吃就是美食,自己觉得是美食的就是美食了,一盆食物放在不同的容器里面就能卖出不同的价位,不同的地方,跟谁一起吃,同样的食物也是会天差地别的感觉。
about 7 years ago

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