The Life and Times of Rusty Bal Sac

Hi Sports Fans,

If I can interrupt you for a second I'd like to dig into my shorts (please refer to photo inserted at the bottom) and introduce you to my friend:

Rusty Bal Sac

Rusty, or Carl as his mother calls him, is an artist manager and music entrepreneur in Singapre. He is partners with me at The ChynaHouse Group and works in a cool company called DisOrient. He is part of my business team and has frankly not said more than a 1000 words to me for the many many years I have known and worked with him.

As you can see, he has 2 views and one friend, who I will introduce in another entry as a young producer and colleague I have been helping out for the last year. Also, he has no headshot and absolutely no form of info about himself..whatsoever...

almost like a rusty ball sack that has just been hanging around (literally) for a bit.

Please help demand that Rusty Bal Sac start representing as the cool suit he really is rather than appear to hide behind the wall of anonimity.

Vist Rusty Bal Sac today at www.alivenotdead.com/koxx78 and demand that he wake the fuck up!

Help bring Rusty Bal Sac to life!!!!

My manager of 5 years, Rusty Balsac

My manager, not Kanye, Rusty Bal Sac.

A slouching Rusty Bal Sac, on a yacht in Sentosa Cove, Singapore, with the Singapore Idol, Hady Mirza.

Rusty Bal Sac with the best MTV Asia VJ ever in the history of MTV all over the Universe, Colby Miller.

Rusty Bal Sac with the artists and managers who sang the Asian remix of Breaking Free, from High School Musical, produced by none other than this cool guy I know, who produces music.

CAN A MAN THIS FLY HAVE SUCH A SHITTY PROFILE?????

Demand for your Rusty Bal Sac today!!!!

Peace,

The Dove.

The name Rusty Bal Sac was brought to you by The Rawk Hawk, the man who brought you Business Trip Baby.