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Sean Tierney
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An Object Lesson

I tutor English for students (and grown ups).

I also tutor Liberal Studies.

I’d like to think I’m good at it, and I’d like to think my students have fun.

I try.

Part of what I do is to explain/encourage the importance of being a good student, if for no other reason than getting through school as quickly as possible and ensuring a smoother career path than, say, tutoring English while pushing 50.

As I often tell my students, my job is to help them be better students (and people) than I was (am).

And sometimes I am lucky enough to be able to illustrate the how and why not only of English excellence, but academic idiocy.

Recently a student was working on the following assignment, where you look at pictures and describe what happened.

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I explained to young [name removed at lawyers' insistence], I could assure him he was a good kid and a good student, because he did the right thing and wrote the correct story of what happened to Peter and Francis while playing badminton.

I told him I could assure him because when I was his age, if I had the assignment, the story would have been different:

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Peter and Francis are two young schoolboys in Damascus.  

They wave cheerily at an NSA satellite, which signals a drone strike on them, thinking they are terrorists.

Luckily, the bomb gets caught in a tree.

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Peter and Francis want to see what landed in the tree.

They have no idea it is an explosive device that will kill them. 

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Suddenly Francis hears a noise behind him that sounds like the wings of the Angel of Death.

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Just when it seems all hope is lost, the Dove of Peace swoops down to pluck the bomb from the tree, saving Peter and Francis.

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But it turns out the dove actually works for the CIA, and drops the bomb on them.  

I also told him that he was much smarter than me because even if he thought of such a terrible story, he would never have written it down, put his name on it and handed it in.

Whereas I did that sort of thing all the time.

Because it amused me.

No matter how bad the resultant grade was.

I didn’t care, and I still don’t. 

Because if my English teachers had the chance to ask me “Where do you think that attitude will get you in life?” again, I can say “Christmas dinner in Tokyo with a retired porn star.”

Among other things.

It’s been worth it. 

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English,Cantonese
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Hong Kong
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April 1, 2008