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this is from apple daily news

一日,獨立自信的港女越過沙漠和曠野,來到上帝面前,問:「主啊!甚麼是『愛』?」

作嬉皮士打扮的上帝,輕吐出含有大麻的煙圈說:「愛,就是 LOVE。」

港女又問:「LOVE 是甚麼?」

上帝說:「LOVE 就是 L-O-V-E。 L 是指 Laughter (歡笑),與愛人一起,如果不 快樂的話,又怎算是愛? O 是指 Obligation (義務),愛並不只有歡笑,還要為對方付出,做自己應該做的本份,這就是義務。V 是指 Voice (意見),二人相處需要有自己的意見,同時亦要大聲表達出來讓對方知道。最後 E 則是 Equality (平等),在愛之內,沒有高下尊卑之分,愛人如己,將對方視作等同自己一樣重要。你明白嗎?」

聽過上帝為了遷就自己程度而說的張X慈式廉價商管拆字速記法後,港女微微點頭,似乎有所得著。

然而,正當上帝以為完成工作而鬆一口氣時,卻聽到港女說:「主啊!你的道理實在玄妙,我需要時間參詳,但我怕自己會不記得你的說話,所以可否賜予我一些信物?讓我永遠也不會忘記你的教誨!」

上帝看見她就覺得心煩,也就隨手在附近四塊石頭上,刻上 L-O-V-E 四...Read more

about 11 years ago 0 likes  1 comments  0 shares

long vacation

it is always nice to have a vacation, staying in bed till you are aching from it, eat like crazy, shop around, party around....etc. but then, as a human being, we need to work in order to have more vacation....., self-satisfaction, commitment to the world....etc....hum..... (that's why being a dog, cat, even a rat is better, of course, i am referring to "home pet", their only job is to be "cute"). anyway, i am announcing my return to the workforce in the beginning of June, ...................this year, of course.

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interesting?!

there are something interesting that i read from newspaper:

  1. in ancient rome, the punishment for a murderer is to tied up the dead body to the back of the murder till indefinite, no one can untied this. the murderer can live, eat, sleep but everyday, carrying the deceased who he/she killed even when the body is started to ruin. this is better than the jail system, the murderer has his/her punishment and we, the tax payers, dont need to pay for their jail to lock them up.

  2. starting about 500 years ago, the west sid...Read more

about 11 years ago 0 likes  7 comments  0 shares

Never Laugh at Chinese

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan

officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for

two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for

the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on

the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks

out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the ...Read more

about 11 years ago 0 likes  10 comments  0 shares

oh God.....

oh, god, if you cant make me thin, pls make my friends "fat".

love, patricia

about 11 years ago 0 likes  6 comments  0 shares

mislead....

we spent more than one-third of our time in bed, when we were a baby, we slept like 20 hours a day. when we were a kid, we needed "nap time". when we became adult, we spent our "fun time" in bed. when we become old, we spend more time in bed due to sickness. anyway, what i am trying to say, investment in bed is worth it. pillow, mattress, quilt, bed-frame...etc all these must be in good quality and durable. especially, i always have a neck and back problems, so i am extremely picky about mattress and pillow. finally, a while a...Read more

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May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, nothing but happiness come through your door.

anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than mind. you cant change the past but you can ruin your present by worrying over the future. god always gives his best to those who leave the choice with him. a hug is a great gift....one size fits all. it can be given for any occasion and it's easy to exchange. laughter's god sunshine, take time to laugh for it is the music of soul! if anyone speaks badly of you, live so that none will believe it. d...Read more

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the sleeping position of cat

one friend of mine told me this the other day - the sleeping position of a cat represents his/her reflection towards its owner, eg:

if the cat sleeps around your feet, it means he/she obeys you, respect you and kind of scares of you.

if the cat sleeps around your body/hip, it means he/she loves you very much and takes you as his/her friend.

if the cat sleeps above your shoulder, around your head, it means he/she does not have any respect for you and treats you as their servant rather than its master.

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stupid me.....

i was so stupid today and got rip off twice. here are the story:

i was at the gas station to fill up the tank, i was a bit goofy about the gasoline machine, then a causian guy came up and helped me and i was like - oh, what a nice guy and thank him so much. all of a sudden, he brought up a empty gallon bottle and told me that he has no money to fill up the tank and his car was stuck in the middle of the street and he couldnt go home.....etc. and asked me to spare him some gasoline and i was like - okay but only a few bucks, then he pul...Read more

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Languages Spoken
English,Cantonese,Mandarin
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洛杉磯, 美國
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October 24, 2007

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