I've just spent a week at my parents in Flamborough. Those who do not know the place, of which there are many, let us say that if you were a packet steamer captain in pre-motorway days, you would know Flamborough as the most North Easterly point of the UK. After you pass Flamborough Head, you take a westerly bearing to arrive at any of the ports along the north east coast of the UK. Not a lot of you were or are or even know what a packet steamer is but that should not stop you from seeking out the fish and chips of the vi...Read more
This summer I am making a Zombie Movie. Or at least I should be. I've written the script and I'm heading off to The Arts University College of Bournemouth (http://bit.ly/dakhGz) to go on their eight week summer school directing course. Now one might ask why a man of my experience actually needs to go on a course for directing? And even more so when one is bound to be at least thirty years older than most of the other participants! The answer is simple... actually it isn't s...Read more
My wife tells me I'm a saver of souls. I gripe all the time, generally prepare for all the worst scenarios, and long ago concluded that character aint destiny and stuff just happens. So I can't say I'm saving anyone, though I seem to be a bit like the character George Bailey in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life." Just when I think my life is a round of failure, indifference, and mediocrity Clarence the Angel tells me how much people appreciate everything I've ...Read more
LawrenceWGray: @wrathofgod that's an option I never considered. It makes sense. I like a good happy ending! I do hope they have eight arms and two heads.
LawrenceWGray: Have you been or will you ever be abducted by aliens? I think the world should know.
LawrenceWGray: http://bit.ly/ajf1ZS The one about my failure as a Demotivational Speaker.
LawrenceWGray: @liyentan I've thunk and now I'm trying to do.... don't know if it'll change the world but it's changing me. My legs ache all the time now.
LawrenceWGray: @AuteurMark Battery might be charged but I'm still fumbling around for the On Switch at the moment.
LawrenceWGray: I'm back in Hong Kong. My battery is flat so I'm putting myself on charge for the night.
LawrenceWGray: @ChuckzDaMartian White Men can't jump!
I write and direct movies.