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Kristina Wong
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Cockblocking Gems of Internet Past

I'm in Homer, Alaska and love it so much that I am pretty much a full blown Homersexual. The small town charm cannot be beat.

I am inside though most of today because it's bitterly cold and windy out. My face is getting chapped pretty fast.

I am redesigning my website with the help of the folks at Atomic Kitchen Graphic Design! I was going through old pages and totally forgotten that at one point way back when, I whored out my male friends to a pre-friendster world.

LADIES! COME DATE MILES!

LADIES! COME DATE VINCE!

LADIES! COME DATE BERNARD!

This shit is brilliant. My writing is superb. Read it before kristinawong.com v 1.0 disappears. Incidentally, Miles and Vince are taken (not because of me though.) I think Bernard is still available.

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May 20, 2008