I got a little teary watching this clip of my friend Brian marrying a total stranger as his way of showing how ridiculous laws barring gay marriage are. Why can two straight strangers marry but not a loving gay couple that has been together forever? Why aren't they entitled to the same rights?
If anything, Brian's gesture a great satire of weddings. Why do straight people commit to one person FOREVER? Why do straight people get married so fast? Why do straight women get into these legally binding arrangements with straight men they want to father their kids when these men will probably change and disappoint them down the road or have anger and anxiety issues? (I'm totally projecting from my last relationship, but I'm probably right.)
Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day! I'm spending Valentine's Day closing on a my first condo (details to come as this becomes a reality!) and making out with my wife. See below...
"If you can't love yourself, how the hell you going to love anyone else?" -- RuPaul
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