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Fart Theory

When people come up to me and say...

wow! U r creative...!

I would tell him...U have the samme  maybe at times even more....

U just dont know.

'Damn! U r joking...' from most reponses.

'Do U fart???' I asked to those who looked doubtful,

If U fart..U have what it takes to be creative...how so?

Well...Scenario 1

Oneday a guy went into a packed elevator feeling the never b4 want to fart cant hold no more gas build up....he would????

Whole damn elevator filled with Garlic fart....yet no one can be sure 100% who did this??

Scenario2

a Guy dated his dream girl and for the first time he was asked to join the girls' family for a family dinner to meet the parents.....Nervous does crazy things to people sometimes...

sometimes mental..sometimes physcially....what used to be voluntary muscle becomes involutary. Massive Gas build up.....all is gathered to toast and chit chat, Parents are tlaking to the poor guy....cant hold no more.........a Dog named 'Lucky' passed by.......

'Such a bad dog!!!' Lucky Farts

Scenario 3

During a prayer mtg, all bowed down their heads to pour put their heartfelt prayers.....

in the midst of quiet moments....waiting for guidiance from above...

a clear squiking high pitched had sound off sharply ' beeeeeeeeeeep'

silence remains........prayer continue....holy fart spread......

prayer done....silence remianed and people left the room asap.

Who did this???

It seems creatvity does exist in everyone's

let no one say he/she is not creative material...

if u fart...U r creative....for all men are created equal.

Apparently I didnt include any woman in all scenraios....

it seemd ladies dont fart.........that remains a myth in all cultures.

Use it and it will come........creatvity!

 

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