Funny moments from the weekend...

Here's a few snapshots-in-words from my weekend....

-Getting to church with my son, John, and there being no one in the nursery, and everyone else in the sanctuary. I had to use the bathroom, and it's a no-stall, handicapped deal with a lever handle. Instructions to "keep the door closed" just make John laugh. I didn't want to flash everyone at church. So I waited until another couple came in, and I asked them to watch him while I peed one of my 12 daily pees. Flash averted.

-My sister-in-law's fiancee Tony using the vacuum cleaner attachment as a digeridoo. John, wearing no shirt, dancing to the beat, swinging our camera case and flinging it. Wild man.

-Telling Tony and Abby the story about being told, "You look like a French whore" on the school bus in eighth grade. The girl who said it was trying to make me mad, but it was so ridiculous it just made me laugh.