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Dax Phelan
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AND THE WINNER IS...

Hello, ladies (and Boon).  First of all, I want to send a special “thank you” out to all of you who took the time to participate in my “10,000th Visitor” contest.  Second of all, I want to apologize for how long it’s taken me to officially announce the winner of said contest.  I know many of you are anxious to know the results, and I sincerely appreciate your patience while I counted (and recounted) all the hits.  Before I make my announcement, I’d also like to point out that, much to my astonishment, “My 10,000th Visitor” blog has received a total of 42 comments thus far – a new record for my page.  Cool, huh?  I had no idea that the opportunity to win a hot date with yours truly would generate such an overwhelming response from the general public, especially when you consider the fact that “American Idol” started its new season this week, not to mention the political showdowns in Nevada and South Carolina.  (Wait, quick note to self: Quit blogging about John Cassavetes and the WGA Strike.  Nobody gives a shit.)  Now, with all that said and without any further ado, the official winner of my “10,000th Visitor” contest is none other than… you know him… you love him… and I get to snog him… the one… the only…

Lest any of you begin to cry foul, I should say that, despite Rules 1 and 1.5, I have decided to make Boon my lucky Miss 10,000 anyway.  Why?  Well, just look at him.  If that picture isn’t a desperate cry for human contact, then I don’t know what is.  And, besides, I tried to trick Pnut into winning, but she didn’t fall for it.  Wendy clearly had better things to do on Friday night.  Ivy is happily married.  Desi is going out with some weirdo.  Nanii doesn’t do “long d.”  And MindyG and Torpedogang kept threatening to do weird things to me with chocolate, which sounded fun, but sticky.  

So, congratulations, Ba-ba-ba Boon.  Start practicing your Kegel exercises.  It’s on!!!

-Dax

over 11 years ago 0 likes  33 comments  0 shares
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hey...you went against your rules!!! Well, anyway I hope you and Boon have a hot date together! Remember to post pictures of this date. hahaha
over 11 years ago
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let the mansex begin.
over 11 years ago
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Believe me, I didn't have better things to do Friday night. I simply thought such things should be left to chance. If I had been more cunning, I would have kept an eye on the counter.
over 11 years ago
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Wait - what's "long d"?
over 11 years ago
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congratulations to boon! let us know where to send off the chocolotion okey? and dont forget the pix(vids even better).*whispers...did you know they werent threats but promises?
over 11 years ago
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like some of the others - I want pictures ^_~ hehe Congratulations, I hope you have a fun date
over 11 years ago
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Kept threatening to do weird things with you? Did we? More like we are offering assistance to you and boon...didnt we say we gonna kidnap both of u? Coz we know it's definately DAXBOON.... Yeah! Hey come on ..... chocolate is not weird. Have a lovely choco date!
over 11 years ago
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chocomama, maybe we should still go ahead with the plan....
over 11 years ago
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*nods head... Lol .... choco dub/nurse torpedogang : )
over 11 years ago
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Hahahaha every time I look at that face with the blue tears I burst out laughing. Have fun painting the town Boon y'all.
over 11 years ago
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Congratulations?!! :)
over 11 years ago
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Have fun on your hot date! ;)
over 11 years ago
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a truly worthy winner... pls youtube the moment for us all!!!
over 11 years ago
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haha sounds fun! dax and boon... dax i think you wanted him bad, this is just an excuse to take him out on a date! wah hahaaa "long d" is long distance
over 11 years ago
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oh god. I can't imagine the shape or even the appearance of the children the two of you may produce. I would assume one of you have to bare 'it' but the question remains, which one?
over 11 years ago
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Oh man, Dax is gonna give me his favorite drink on our date, the ol' roofie-collata.
over 11 years ago
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Is your date going to put on make-up and don a dress and 4 inch heels? You gotta post a picture here!!! cos it's gonna worth a million bucks!!! haha ... You guys have fun ;p
over 11 years ago
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So when are you guys going on your man date? I want to read a detailed blog with pictures about where you guys ate, what Boon was wearing, and whether you guys kissed on the first date. Wait...wouldn't this be your second date with Boon?
over 11 years ago
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*barf*
over 11 years ago
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wow, dreams really do come true ;) You guys play nice now. Seriously as cute as you are...I actually do dig the writing blogs a lot more , you got interesting things to say!
over 11 years ago
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Haha! Boon is so lucky :) Are we going to get a detailed account of this "hot date"?
over 11 years ago
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It's a conspiracy! btw...on Boon's page...I will lose sleep tonight.
over 11 years ago
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Ummm, I was kinda hoping you would blog more about the WGA Strike. I have some favorite TV shows that have not started up yet I herd due to the strike. Since I'm on AND almost all the time and am too lazy to do any internet searches about what's going on. Your blogs are the easiest and fastest way to get info about the strike. So I encourage you to write more about the strike so us peeps know when it may be over and our favorite shows will start up again....LOL...
over 11 years ago
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Your kid with Boon looks umm soo cute...
over 11 years ago
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Ooo....what seems like an innocent contest has resulted in monopolizing our (fans and artists) time while the WGA still striketh! And now we share in the, um, joy of the result of your union with Boon on his recent blog. Will the strike never end? Will Boon ever wear a condom? Will you learn, Dax, to cross you legs and just say, "NO!"??????
over 11 years ago
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Haha JRS, yeah Dax is a loose as a goose.
over 11 years ago
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So, Boon....Dax is your kinda girl, huh? haha!
over 11 years ago
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You guys are too funny. Don't you both know by now nothing good comes of trying to escape the tangled web females weave around you haha. Now look what happened. You have a love child whose looks are making people lose sleep at nite.
over 11 years ago
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Oh shoot! I missed this contest. Again! Grr. I am so f*cking envious of Boon. Guess I'll have to drown my sorrows in some Hot and Sour Soup my hubby made. I'll make it really hot so I'll forget about this missed opp and focus instead on reviving my taste buds. I'm thinking of doing a 65,000th visitor contest. What do you think? Not sure I can offer physical contact though... that's tricky. ;D
over 11 years ago
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Ahh, the Kegel, most enigmatic and elusive of all genital muscles...
over 11 years ago
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How's Bax?
over 11 years ago
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hahahaha
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Awwwwwwwwww...
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