Hello, ladies (and Boon). First of all, I want to send a special “thank you” out to all of you who took the time to participate in my “10,000th Visitor” contest. Second of all, I want to apologize for how long it’s taken me to officially announce the winner of said contest. I know many of you are anxious to know the results, and I sincerely appreciate your patience while I counted (and recounted) all the hits. Before I make my announcement, I’d also like to point out that, much to my astonishment, “My 10,000th Visitor” blog has received a total of 42 comments thus far – a new record for my page. Cool, huh? I had no idea that the opportunity to win a hot date with yours truly would generate such an overwhelming response from the general public, especially when you consider the fact that “American Idol” started its new season this week, not to mention the political showdowns in Nevada and South Carolina. (Wait, quick note to self: Quit blogging about John Cassavetes and the WGA Strike. Nobody gives a shit.) Now, with all that said and without any further ado, the official winner of my “10,000th Visitor” contest is none other than… you know him… you love him… and I get to snog him… the one… the only…
Lest any of you begin to cry foul, I should say that, despite Rules 1 and 1.5, I have decided to make Boon my lucky Miss 10,000 anyway. Why? Well, just look at him. If that picture isn’t a desperate cry for human contact, then I don’t know what is. And, besides, I tried to trick Pnut into winning, but she didn’t fall for it. Wendy clearly had better things to do on Friday night. Ivy is happily married. Desi is going out with some weirdo. Nanii doesn’t do “long d.” And MindyG and Torpedogang kept threatening to do weird things to me with chocolate, which sounded fun, but sticky.
So, congratulations, Ba-ba-ba Boon. Start practicing your Kegel exercises. It’s on!!!
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