Radiohead is better than both of them.

So at the Grammy Awards, two "musicians" wanted to meet Radiohead but were turned down. It was nothing personal, Thom Yorke is anti-social. I mean look at the guy.

When you reach a certain level of "rock greatness", you just can't help but be fucking weird. Look at Rivers Cuomo, who painted his room pitch black and locked himself in there for months, or Jack White, who is obsessed with the number three and avoids technology. Or how about Cobain?

Thom Yorke definitely fits into the above category. The dude is reserved.

Anyway, the two musicians who had their request to meet Radiohead rejected was Kanye and Miley. Now who the fuck is Miley Cyrus? I only know because she was on a Beats cover before (one of the gayest Beats cover of all time). I wouldn't even know who she was (just like I don't even know who that clown Chris Brown was) because you know, I only listen to good music. When you make shitty music, I don't pay attention...unless you're Katy Perry, then I do because you're hot.

But yeah... so Miley was so upset at Radiohead dissing her that she went on a radio show and vented for six minutes, vowing to "ruin Radiohead" by "telling everyone". Yes, I'm sure every music publication in the world will now take OK Computer off their "Greatest Albums of All Time" list because Miley Cyrus thinks they're jerks.

Radiohead responded with

"When Miley grows up, she'll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement."

Simple, yet effective.

Of course, now we get to Kanye, who bitches every 14 minutes.... he said that after Thom Yorke dissed him, he refused to stand during Radiohead's performance.

Or actually, in Kanye's own words...

"I sat the fuck down."

Radiohead didn't even bother taking a shot at Kanye afterwards. You know why? Because Kanye clowned himself.

I sat the fuck down?

Normally you only sit the fuck down when you're forced to sit. If I choose to sit, I don't sit the "fuck" down, I just sit.

Well hey, at least Kanye got to sit, because he'd had thrown a fit quoting Rosa Parks if he stood.