Fun Fun Fun...

I've been an actor for 8 years, if there is one thing dat i still hate about being an actor, it's da make up... As much insane fun as i've had filming this one, what with playing da roles of Jay Chow, Nicholas Tse, 关二哥，则田，Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven, Harp playing Cupid, Indian Snake Charmer, unfortunate reporter and eccentric waiter... They damn near cuffed me down to a chair so i wouldn't struggle so much. The wigs dat i had to wear to play Jay Chow and Nicholas Tse was by far, da most painful. My scalp got scraped by them hair pins over and over, i almost got myself a cornrow. In the out takes, my Orlando Bloom's Knight character spouted a whole lot of profanities in Hakka (客家话) while wielding the sword of honor. My 关二哥 character was doing da famous Beyonce's upper body pump while holding on to 关二哥's famous weapon horizontally. Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVmDb4zUaXw .. I'm pretty sure 关二哥 is so 大人有大量 dat he wouldn't deem dat as blasphemous... I hope...