Umm..Happy new year

I forgot to say that. this means  A)I’ve been partying so hard, I just woke up from overdose of every single things such as glue, gerber apple sauce, flaming hot cheetos(eat with caution. if you scratch your eyes after munching them, you can go blind. I dunno why but I have this vision in my head,fat bastards with off white fruit of the loom underwear multi-task by eating cheetos  and scratching butt hole. I assume 42 % of hemroid was triggered by this interaction.)  B) I adopted Chinese culture and decided to celebrate New year on non-New year day. I think Chinese are genius but I will mention ltr on Panda wears prada. C) bitch is back. answer is C. Me and mom are having fun. She gets on my nerve everyday because she’s spoiled but much respect on raising me.  What you all did on New Years? I was by myself but I kinda liked it.  I treated myself to spa at four season.It was cool so I can clear my head and think about this year ahead while swedish chick touches me naked.  She just happened to be 50 years old. But if I choosed 20 years d-cup swedish twins, the price was gonna be doubled.