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1st day back into school- and 7 months to go

School, or institution in this case, never have i thought i would get into yet another since finishing three years of university seven(or eight) years ago. Now here i am again, sitting in the classroom, along with an innocent looking bunch of strangers/classmates, bounded by a ten-minutes-fast-bad-ass-tardy-monitoring-clock, trapped under a thigh-cramping undersized work top, molested by the supervisor's mono tone local english accent for hours(and months to come), and on top of all this, little was i aware, that this institute actually demands for 'homework', 'weekly quiz' and 'weekly exams'. First day back into school, already nauseating; and i already paid for the whole course, that flushed my bank account w00t w00t~ May be i should get back on this topic another time.

Speaking of things that make you nauseate, beware the following movies, normally i do a proper review with plot and comment etc but i cant be bothered with these two, i can assure you they deliver the same effect, in fact, may be more severe than what i have been through:

 

Resident Evil Extinction: They got the title right, human as dumb as the movie should go into extinction. Since this is a threequel, Zombies three, Humans zero. Seriously, arent you guys tired of the always incredibly powdered blonde face even under extreme circumstances, aimlessly chopping dumbass zombies heads off with no plot what so ever? No offense to the make up artists, i pity the zombies after watching this one. And no, Milla gets naked dont work the magic any more, not three times in a row, does element of surprise ring any bell?

National Treasure Book of Secrets: I was dragged along by friends, i warned them, they wont listen, just strolled in without paper bags. I didnt watch the prequel, bcos i knew the treasure had sthg to do with the Constitution- that means the scrīpt must contain some subtle propaganda like 'proud to be American, as noble as can be' kinda thing. That i cannot tolerate, so i escaped narrowly on the first(from friends), but sadly not the second. With all due respect i have read a book on Civil War and assasination of A.Lincoln, for leisure believe it or not, i care about american history; however this Indiana Jones wannabe version is just too much to bear. As the story develops, i can see such amazing cast like Helen Mirren, Harvey Keitel, Ed Harris, Jon Voight, etc yet binded by such formulated plot and colourless dialog the sparks just died out quickly. On the other hand, Diane Kruger's character is still just a sexy looking vase in Troy; Justin Bartha is neither goofy nor witty; and Nicholas Cage is boring the hell out of me... I m sorry to say this, everyone loved Con Air, Leaving Las Vegas, and the Rock, so do i, but ever since Ghost Rider the 'Cage Factor' just isnt there any more. One thing i dont understand is that the man is only 43 but he looks like 53 in the movie. Finally, the most nauseating part- Mirren and Voight kissing passionately, man thats just irresponsible, irresponsible for me to waste another 136 minutes of my last new year holiday before school.

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语言
english, cantonese, mandarin, french
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Hong Kong
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November 8, 2007